I bumped into Parkenstein during the week.
Wha'appen? I asked him.
Well that's not true. I actually said, How's it going? which is the local Limerick vernacular.
Well, he said, it's interesting you should ask me that. I was thinking of taking up a new line of business. A new profession, so to speak.
Really? I leaned forward, intrigued. And before you elaborate, would you mind ordering another pint as my stock appears to have run low.
Certainly, he nodded. Michael! We will have another brace of those 50-cent-cheaper protest-pints.
What a man, I assured him. Now, to this new career. Tell all!
Well, he said, you know the way the Dáil is full of cunts?
I sure do.
A crowd of bastards who ran our country into the ground due to being a crowd of corrupt, unutterable cunts?
True, I agreed.
So, said Parkenstein, I propose to become a gynaeconomist.
For the purpose of ..?
Giving them two fingers! he announced with triumph.
Funny, I told him. I was thinking of becoming a knobstetrician.
At last, Parkenstein arose and twitched his mantle. I like the way you think.
Poor old politicans are being probed a bit on the heavy side these days if you ask me – look at poor old David Norris. He's being probed every day.
Isn’t unutterable one of the better descriptive adjectives for a cunt ?
It is. See also Sweary's Scale
Irish times today, Monday December 28, Page 9, Priest Criticises Archbishop's Stance.
Fr Tony Flannery criticises Diarmuid Martin.
"These bishops are not recalcitrant teenagers; they are intelligent and mature men, so it was pathetic of Diarmuid Martin to use the media to communicate with them." So said Fr Flannery in the Connaught Tribune.
How precisely true. They are not recalcitrant teenagers, they are recalcitrant septuagenarians.
Recalcitrant, by the Concise Oxford, kicking out with the heels, obstinately disobedient. But now it's just Drennan kicking out with the recalcitrant heels. And Cardinal Reservation Connell who is ducking the radar.
"Pathetic?" Fr Tony Flannery has obviously been watching too much Daffy Duck.
Flannery is the voice of gombeen priesthood. He is the voice of rotten Ireland, which rallies to re-elect convicted crooks, and encourages bishops who run a system that harbours and hides paedophiles.
Flannery is only the voice. We are rotten Ireland, we put the money in the plate, give our babies to be baptised, ie cleansed by priests, send our children to schools owned and run by bishops, allow our government to skive off from providing real schools, and never call a halt to bullying and corruption. We are a dirty rotten people. We Irish are a dirty rotten people.
We Irish are a dirty rotten cowardly people who are too afraid to stand up to a bunch of natzi nancy-boys who run our country.