Bock Has Virgin Mary Vision
Nov 5th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: Humour, ReligionI took a quick video of the sun and uploaded it to Youtube, with the following comment:
As I turned my camera towards the sun, Our Lady sent many coloured shapes to dance in the sky. You can see them on this video and know that I am not making it up. The dancing shapes told us to return to the one true belief. Far away, a dog barked joyously. It was truly a miracle and now we are changed forever.
The video is shite, and an obvious fake, but despite that, it’s getting comments like this, including some from my fellow non-believers:
Isn’t it a bit of a co-incidence that these? “Magic Holy Shapes” move when the camera moves? I am a photographer and it’s called the ‘Lens Prism Light Effect’. I am Christian and I find it offensive that you would claim to see something like this on false terms. It’s blasphemy. RELIGION EPIC FAIL
And this:
what an embarrassing load of? bollocks
and this
Who is the mental defective that shot this video? Hellooooooooo! that’s the SUN. It’s been around for about? 14.5B years…..
Jesus, if the people on my side of the argument are that gullible, I think I’ll take up a religion.
fuck, sure everyone knows the sun is only 6000 years old.
by the way did you know that gullible was removed from the dictionary.
I was a cynic up to now, but you have converted me. Bless you Bock.
Fan — That’s what I wanted to explain to him, but he wouldn’t listen
Grandad – It is very good that you saw the light.
I never pay much attention to what anyone believes or not believes. What’s important is that your pork ribs are fabulous…All the best to you, Bock!
You’re very kind. May I recommend Lamb-of-God ribs as a tasty alternative?
Bock – Your quick and pertinent humour always astonishes me….
hmmm..your own religon..now theres an idea..The Latter Day Robbists of Bock…Bockology so to speak..you could start by converting all the politicians and celebrities first for maximum media exposure. Before you know it you’d have Mary Harney bouncing up and down on Ryan Tubirdys couch spieling on about how much she loves Chips. You could hold ‘visions’ every Sunday in Nancy B’s after your congregation has recieved the holy porter and toastie..Sign me up!..What? ten per cent of me dole? not a bother me Holeyness..
My body hit the floor when I saw this video. Damn chair broke half way through. By God, that means something!
For one thing it’s time to buy a another chair.
Kirk — It’s probably a miracle.
Bock – Yeah, I was afraid of that. Now my back is out. I suppose that’s a miracle too?
How about “The United Church of Bock”? You could preach. Oh…wait….you do that already. Maybe you should wait until you grok in fullness.
Kirk — Your back is out? That’s the work of Satan. Maybe we should set up the First Reformed Church of Spinology.