Jesus Appears in Pub Toilet
Nov 11th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: ReligionI took this picture of a door in the toilet of a well-known Limerick hostelry.
You can clearly make out the features of Jesus in the wood grain, and in fact he has chosen to appear twice.
Sadly, some vandal has traced over the right-hand image with ball-point, but the image on the left is intact.
The first person to correctly identify the location of this miracle will receive a free Bock t-shirt.
Prove it isn’t just a wild guess by sending in a picture of your own.
This is genius Bock. Thanks for making my day.
I’ll take a guess and say Nancy Blake’s
…Ah! I see a money-making opportunity:
soft-nibbed pencil, bog roll (conveniently supplied) and you’ve got a trace-your-own Turin-Shroud cottage industry!!
The bar (being slightly stuck for customers at present) would probably flog them for us over-the-counter.
I would hazzard a guess that it was at the bottom of the door. Do I win a t-shirt?
Brilliant and inpsired. However, I think it more like da Vinci!
Or Gandalf?
Bock,
May I hazard a guess and put forward my suggestion as to the name of the hostelry – ‘Flannery’s’?
Keith
I reckon it’s Foley’s.
Get on with yourself, That’s Gangalf.
that can’t be right – surely that’s a family portrait of Chewbacca and his twin brother Alphonse?
I reckon its the Jesus And Mary Grain.
What Hostelry? The Holy Ground next to Donkey Fjords of course.
Right, that’s it. I’m off to take a picture of the Madonna & Child.
(They appeared on the bath panel and have, I think, every intention of staying!
It’s not too bad when you’re in the bath, but they are staring right at ya when you’re trying to have a dump!
y’all crack me up! xoxox
i can see the hiace vans parked up outside already.
It’s about time he showed up in a pub jacks…what with all the times I’ve talked to his aul lad in there
Well BOCK,
For me it’s a no brainer, grandad gets the biscuit; it’s definitely Gandalf (with a tooth ache)
holy shit!…i’ll get my coat…
Of course, it can’t be authentic unless it moves and gives you messages.
Bock, Vincent and Unstranger are nearly there . . . . . it’s Saruman.
I think it looks more like God than Jesus. Of course, Jesus would be over 2,000 years old by now, so maybe it is him. I mean, Him
Jim — Don’t thank me. Thank the Lord.
Pete – No.
Shawn — Now you’re thinking.
Grandad — You’ll have to guess better than that. Though, of course Jesus might have appeared as Gandalf.
Kevin — The Lord is mysterious and multi-faceted.
Keith — Nope.
Seconds — Nope.
Vincent — Who?
Kae — The Bacca Brothers?
Paulo1i — No. Not at all.
Stew — Send it in.
Savannah — I try.
Gerrryo — And Transits. I’m sure the pub is looking forward to its new customers when I reveal full details.
Mr Pagano — Picture taken with the Great White Mobile Phone?
Unstranger — Grandad isn’t able to chew biscuits.
Dazman — Your mission, should you decide to accept it …
Ian — It’s the Door of Turin.
Pat — Have a quiet word with Ian on the theology of this.
Was thinking Tom Collins’.
JC (assuming that’s him on the left sticking out his tongue and his twin brother Fonsie who seems to have a severe nasal drip) is probably appearing in the jax there since reports reached Neverland about the now deplorable standards of graffiti – once the best in town during The Knights of Malta era – to be found there.
Mind you, it does look very………….clean!
There are a lot of these about.
Hoof — Sorry. Not there either. Keep looking.
Benny — A lot of Jesi?
I am with Grandad on this one it is Gandalf ! Watch out for Saron . He will be after your ring. Especially in a public jacks.
It can’t be Jesus his nose is as long as a Jews.
Is it Dolans?
Gerry Flas?
The Door of Turin?
You mean someone got wrapped up in a door and came back to life in a Limerick jacks?
bock that’s not jesus, it’s toady the troll getting x-rayed.
Knuds, I know this is what you wanted but I’ll fall for it anyway….
The “Bigga JC” was a Jew wasn’t he
Bock,
Don’t reveal where it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buy the place (If you can find a bank that actually has money to lend).
Then tell Joe Coleman about it!
When you make your millions – send me the t-shirt!
BJJ
Is it The Locke, Bock?
No correct answers so far. Sorry folks. Keep searching. Wild guesses won’t be accepted. Send in a picture to prove you found it.
The site isn’t working properly.. and can’t find anything with the new layout.
ALriiiiighty then,
The site is not broken, it has been re-organised and this is fairly close to the final layout folks.
Recent posts in the left hand column, category sections in the middle column and the right hand column will have varying uses in different parts of the site.
All of the site can now be accessed from the front page.
The Navigation bars on top get you everywhere in one click, just hover over them to see and things should be droipping down in front of your eyes. This follows a careful analysis of computer usage, mouse movements statis…..
Ah feckit, look we redesigned it in the pub last night so ure stuck with it……..
“we redesigned it in the pub last night so ure stuck with it”
Are you sure you didn’t design it on the jax door?
Oi!,
There is no evidence of any bearded influence upon the sanctity of this here layout, Drambuie and mescaline maybe, but definitely no toilet faces…
If you find the location and its a pub you like to call home, beware the implications.
We all saw what happened when The Holy Stump of Rathkeale revealed its potent power upon the gullible hordes.
We witnessed entire tribes of knackers descend upon Knock-Knock in recent weeks turning it into a tip overnight as the Sun-God danced in merriment overhead at the behest of the Ballyfermot Wizard.
How will your once friendly bar-keep regard your revelation (to Joe Duffy!) of the Constipated Christ on his wall? Especially if he has to clean up smalls mountain of shit, discarded tayto bags and rubbish, when his car park or outside door becomes a piebald horse depot and there are more scuffles to be broken up inside the premises than are seen on the Lebanese border on a bad month.
When the faithful depart, having seen Jesus of the Jax and left their tribute, do you think that green item in your pint is his way of saying “have an early St. Patrick’s Day pint on me” ?
Careful now…….as Fr. Dougal might say.
P.S. Is it Tom & Jerry’s on Lower Glentworth St.?
It isn’t in Knock by any chance is it?
As I said, wild guesses won’t do. You have to find it and verify it by means of a picture.
You have my assurance that it exists in a pub in Limerick.
Jesus, it’s me old grandad. What’s he doin’ on a door to pub toilet? Oh, right…it’s me old grandad.
Ha! Bock already told me where this is. I am selling the information for €20 and a mass card. That is all.
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Limerick eh? Oh!
There was a pub in Limerick
But it’s not a pub any more
They closed the pub
And opened a shrine
Because Jesus was stuck on the door
The galling thing is I’ve seen it before and remarked quietly to myself. But where the fuck was it?? Pub crawl over the weekend so, not including The Locke.
Weekend Pub crawl…..
Well.If that’s how it has to be, so be it.
We’re coming for you Jesus of the Jaxwall
the site isn’t working properly.. everything disappears when you click on a link..
Sounds like a miracle Audrey. Ring Joe Duffy immediately.
Funnily enough, there was a nice little pub in Little Catherine street that is now The Knock Shrine Bureau!
(Will send on the pics of ‘Madonna & Child Of The Holy Bathroom’ as soon as I find the cord thingymajig wot connects the camera to the ‘puter!)
Deep down you really are searching for Jesus. We all are. I hope you find him some day. Not on a door, but in your soul.
That’s it, I’m out of here, this is getting deep.
Fr Traddy — I’ll make a little birdhouse in my soul.
Damn, I thought it was a member of ZZ Top…or Osama Bin Laden!