Comments on: Sex Question

By: the law

the law — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:40:15 +0000

I have found an out to your curious dilemma, oral sex.

the question is who would give it, ah god i think i’d still have to go with the King,

By: Sweet Pete

Sweet Pete — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:12:55 +0000

It would have to be Elvis, directly up the bum. I have my principles ya know

By: gerrryo

gerrryo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:52:48 +0000

well, harneys been screwing us for so long..

By: PsychoBill

PsychoBill — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:22:53 +0000

‘Carnivale’…….maybe???

By: FT Duck

FT Duck — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:08:29 +0000

On “mature” reflection, definitely the guitar. Thanks Hoof!
Now can we get down to some serious biz?
Come on Bock, which?

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:48:32 +0000

I tell you what Bock, you answer that one first, then we’ll see.

By: frantheman

frantheman — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:16:05 +0000

I’d almost certainly finish up dead, then I really don’t think – even under the dire circumstances you describe – I could get it up.

By: Cynical Joe

Cynical Joe — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:34:21 +0000

The logistics of the Harney option are mind-boggling. I mean how would you know where to enter? (Fart and give us a clue there Mary). Or just find a fold somewhere and get busy. The hollow, slapping noise would come back to haunt you for a long time though.

Elvis is a skeleton by now, so I’m not sure if that even qualifies as gay.

Jeez, it a tough one.

By: Rosarie

Rosarie — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:16:17 +0000

Who would you choose Bock?? You’re such a dirty fucker you’d probably want them both!!

By: William

William — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:02:53 +0000

Given that choice I would tell the guy with the gun to squeeze the fuckin trigger and get it over with.Cos after taking either alternative I would lose the will to live anyway.So I will adopt the Japanese atitude that it is better to die with honour than live with disgrace.