There’s far too much disrespect going around, and I won’t stand for any more of it.
Christmas is one of the most significant festivals of Christianity, along with Easter, St Patrick’s Day, the FA Cup Final and the Eurovision Song Contest.
This day, the 25th December, is the 2009th anniversary of the day that Santa Claus died on the cross to save us from our sins and it only seems right to suspend our disbelief for a few hours. Come on! It’s not like you’re being asked to believe things forever.
So without more ado, let’s all raise a glass to the mythical hero in red who gave it all to drag our sorry asses out of a hole in the ground.
Well done, Santa, and down with the excessively- sensible Germans for crucifying him in the first place.
Hurray! and Boo!