So the Pope has finally found himself lying with a woman. In public! On television!!
Is there no end to these clerical scandals?
It would have been an awful thing for the poor old devil to die wondering, and it just goes to prove — you’re never too late to try anything.
Admittedly, the girl was a bit rough with the old guy. Get down there and pontify my desires, you infallible old hunk.
But he did. Did you see that? Old Ratzo was in like Flynn, like a rat up a drainpipe. Oh Ja, Baby!