Ulster says ..

What does Ulster say now?

Ulster says So?

Ulster says Oh!

Ulster says Blow?

Ulster says Ho!

Ulster says Whoah!

Ulster says Snow (job).

Ulster says DOH!

20 thoughts on “Ulster says ..

  1. At first, I was human and felt bad for another human who was having a very uncomfortable incident in his private life made very public. But then I was reminded that it was Peter and Iris Robinson we were talking about who are, in fact, aliens. So it’s cool not to feel anything but pure joy at their misfortune.

  2. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha .

    couldn’t have happened to a nicer shower of C***s ,

  3. Perhaps Irish Gay Lib. Should have a new flag. The flag of Ulster ( the white background) with a purple Iris ( the flower) instead of the red hand.

  4. Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
    Going to the candidates debate
    Laugh about it, shout about it
    When you’ve got to choose
    Ev’ry way you look at it, you lose
    Coo, coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson

  5. It’s so hard to resist………….

    We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
    We’d like to help you learn to help yourself
    Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes (maybe not anymore)
    Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

  6. Sorry, that should be “nominative determinism” – ie – is Mrs Robinson fated, by virtue of her name, to repeat the mistakes of her namesake?

  7. Does that mean that “ation” is that it just happened and “ism” is that the person made it happen? Mrs. Robinson’s maiden name of Collins just wasn’t going to work in either case…….

  8. I think this whole affair is a load of bollix!
    Everyone has a sex life. It’s what people are made for. Age of consenting adult participants is irrelevant. Wholly irrelevant.
    Yes, it can be claimed that putting oneself up on any pedestal, moral, political or otherwise, is going to end in the inevitable fall. And when this particular ‘fall’ happened; everybody’s surprised?
    ‘Oh how dreadful!’ we hear, ‘She’s so much older than him!’ is added.
    She has certainly voiced perverted and ridiculous viewpoints; her ‘pedestal’.
    That’s an issue? How so?
    For me it’s a non-issue. It’s just a whole lot of people passing judgment on a woman who has been shown to have displayed extremely poor judgmental skills in her personal private life.
    She’s an idiot.
    She’s stupid and she is a liar.
    She’s human for fuck sake!
    The biblical tale of the stone throwing crowd is truly relevant on this one.
    The Ireland of the ‘squinting windows’ is alive and kicking today.
    No doubt about it.

  9. Unstranger, you are correct to quote Jesus with ‘the stone throwing’ and the ‘let he who is without sin’ lark. But most people don’t go around like Iris Robinson does creating tension, conflict, discrimination etc. She is a spokesperson for a certain kind of moral superiority. So when that spokesperson turns out to be a hypocrite, I think Jesus wouldn’t mind if we fuck giant rocks at the c**t.

  10. Iris Robinson defended attacks on gays by reference to the Bible. Iris Robinson promoted hatred against people due to their sexual orientation. If anyone is looking out a squinting window, it’s Iris.

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