The Irish bishops are in Rome meeting the Pope about their handling of sex abuse complaints.
I wonder what they’re wearing?
Seriously. What do they wear when people aren’t looking?
Do they still put on the dresses and the make-up, or will they all sit around in jeans and t-shirts with a few beers?
What will Ratzo wear? A suit? Track pants? Pyjamas? Maybe a nice fawn v-necked pullover, cavalry twill slacks and Argyll socks. Suede brothel-creepers?
Will the bishops be in drag or will they not? I know people will think this is a very trivial question in the context of what they’re discussing, but I’d like to know.
Will any of them be smoking? Eating burgers? Pizza?
Will any of the bishops be listening to an iPod on the sly?
And finally, I’d like to know if the Pope curses at them.