Man Lies To Women for Sex — Shock!!

Rampant Rabbi

There’s a case in Israel where a man was jailed for lying to women so they’d have sex with him.  Ten years for making up false stories.

Imagine that.  Being dishonest with someone in the hope of getting laid.   Who ever heard of such a thing?

Now, admittedly, Nissim Aharon didn’t tell the women just any old lies.  He didn’t claim to be a 9-11 fireman, or a professional soccer player or a fighter pilot.

No.  He told them his semen was holy and could heal sickness.

It obviously couldn’t cure stupidity though.  The five women who lodged the complaint all paid him large amounts of money for sex, in the belief that he was a holy rabbi.

According to the Israeli justice ministry, Aharon presented himself as a righteous man, as a saint with healing powers, who exploited the naivety of women and teenage girls, while carrying out appalling sexual acts and obtaining large sums of money by fraud.

The statement continues, He would give these people different explanations: among others, that a holy scent comes from him, and that his semen is a holy fluid, which by contact could heal body and soul.

They believed him.

His sexual appetite could not be satisfied, said the convicting judge.  There were no means that he would not use in order to exploit women young and old.

Here we seem to have a clear-cut case of somebody telling outrageous lies in order to get the leg over.  Incredible.  Who knew that people would do such a thing?

Jesus, if Ireland had those laws, there wouldn’t be a man or a woman outside the prisons.

Imagine it.

I love you, darling.

No you don’t.  Jail!

Wait a minute.  Those tits aren’t real!! Jail!

You mean, you don’t really own a Ferrari and a yacht? Jail!!

Stretch-marks? You said you were 23.  Jail!!

But look at Nissim Aharon’s claim that his semen was holy.

Here’s what I’d like to know: how did the Israeli prosecution prove that it wasn’t?

44 thoughts on “Man Lies To Women for Sex — Shock!!

  1. Seems pretty obvious to me, Bock. His semen didn’t cure the women of terminal bloody stupidity, so case closed.

  2. Shoulda done a bobbitt on him..
    “who exploited the naivety of women and teenage girls, while carrying out appalling sexual acts and obtaining large sums of money by fraud.” Every man in Ireland would definitely be locked up for appalling sex if that was a crime.

  3. Castration for lying?: no.. Castration for appalling sex: maybe? :)
    It was the “”appalling sexual acts” that’s mentioned in the post I was referring to. He didn’t get 10 years just for lying surely. He musta been really bad in bed.. that’s false advertising.

  4. I don’t know much about Israeli law, but there seems to be a religious dimension to the judgement. There seems to be no evidence of force being used. As far as I can see, he just made fools of the women, but you know, people make fools of each other all the time.

  5. This is true Bock.. maybe they just think all sex is appalling over there. Lesson learned.. pay for the goods after they have been delivered!! :)

  6. I don’t know. But if you go to Israel, I recommend playing it straight in case you find yourself behind bars.

  7. Bock, stop or you’ll start TSW off on us again!! Unless the “Rampant Rabbi” was really an Arab. :)

  8. haha.. Bock that was a “very serious and spurious charge” there you made!! :) How serious? Very serious! hehe

  9. “According to the Israeli justice ministry, Aharon presented himself as a righteous man, as a saint with healing powers, who exploited the naivety of women and teenage girls, while carrying out appalling sexual acts and obtaining large sums of money by fraud.

    I don’t know anything about Israeli law, but I’d say it was more than likely the bold part above that got him into bother. It’s easy to laugh and say they were gullible, and your man only wanted to get the leg over but he didn’t just get the leg over, he defrauded them of money.
    Now think about it this way. Take the sex out of the picture completely. Let’s say it was Joe ‘€uro Visions’ Coleman, who was getting money off religious aul’ ones for contacting the Faithful Departed and soliciting the love of the lord. Should it still be a criminal matter for the police or should we say that the aul’ ones should have known better?

  10. C’est

    You just had to do that, didn’t you?

    Pouring a cold bucket of rational and reasonable insight all over this tabloid hacks wet dream.

    Get back into your corner and carry on peeling that garlic!

  11. No one would believe in a free lunch. He had to charge them, If they were getting it for nothing they would never have believed him.

  12. Is there a potential business opportunity here?????

    I’m off to draft my business plan for services of a healing nature to the women of Ireland and visitors.
    I’ll be googling enterprise Irland and on ebay for viagra for awhile.

  13. “No one would believe in a free lunch. He had to charge them, If they were getting it for nothing they would never have believed him.”

    Valorisation. Ironicaly it’s probably true.

    Who are you callin’ rational and reasonable. I won’t have that kind of talk said about me! ; )

  14. I see I’m being mentioned. Ha, Ha, FME, but this has nothing to do with the conflict.

    It has a lot to do with politics.

    If you’re interested, the law in Israel on sexual harassment is extremely wide-ranging and strict. You could theoretically get punished for flirting. Its been a militant feminists dream since 1998, when they passed some seriously over-the-top legislation, primarily to protect girls and homosexuals on army bases. The Justice Department essentially asked feminist academics to draft legislation for them. Now feminist groups go around holding seminars telling women and gays how to use the law to their advantage, and drive everybody nuts.

  15. @TSW.

    We could do with a bit of legislation drafted by feminist academics here, IMO.

    By the way, have you seen The Infidel?

    What do you think? And what would Ayn Rand think?

  16. Thanks for the info TSW. Seems a bit severe to get punished for flirting.. (even for bad chat up lines :) )

  17. Bock, that’s excellent, “how did the Israeli prosecution prove that it wasn’t? I think he got 10 years too

  18. He got paid for having sex with lots of women, Jaysus I must be owed a fortune…….

  19. And saying that, I had a romantic renezvous with a fair lady in 1989 at the back of Cuises Hotel with a full goblet, am I also to be singled out?

  20. Pope: You may regret wishing that. Particularly if the Irish Department of Justice, like Israel’s, gets some university militant feminists of the Andrea Dworkin variety to draft important criminal legislation without informing voters.

    I have not seen the Infidel. While Leon the Pig Farmer was enjoyable, British Jewish ‘comedies’ have left a lot to be desired in the past.

    Ayn Rand probably wouldn’t have liked it. She was never really a fan of comedy (she believed self-deprecating humour in particular to be low and inhuman), and strove to avoid any art form that didn’t fall into the category of ‘romantic realism’. Even as an atheist, she didn’t spend much time attacking religion (noteworthy exception: The Catholic Church’s Populorum Progressio in Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal), and claimed her intent in life was to promote reason and the art of living consciously. She and the Objectivists, who have always seemed to be disproportionately Jewish, were and are huge supporters of Israel though.

  21. Pope Epopt: If you are interested, Murray Rothbard wrote a one-act play bitterly satirizing Ayn, called ‘Mozart Was A Red’. As the title suggests, much of the humour is based on the strong yet strange views she often expressed about art and entertainment. A rare video of a performance is available on-line, performed by Mises Institute people for Rothbard’s 60th birthday in 1986. For guys like me, this beats cocaine.

  22. @TGW

    Thanks for the information regarding Ms. Rand. I have a (probably genetic) antipathy towards capitalist ‘libertarianism’, but I have to admit it throws up some intriguing characters.

    I’ve only seen the trailer and reviews in the British media (and it will never come to the local fleapit, so I’ll have to wait for the DVD) but The Infidel seems to be a more edgy affair than Leon the Pig Farmer and probably has a higher density of laugh-out-loud moments. David Baddiel (the script writer), as he tells it, used to get beaten up at school for being a ‘Paki’ and reckoned it would do no him no good to tell his aggressors that he was, in fact, Jewish.

  23. The best bit of the trailer is when the hero (culturally a non-fundamentalist Muslim who discovers he’s genetically Jewish) stands up at a Bar Mitzvah and tells a joke which ends in “…but my foreskin grew back!”

    Perfectly timed silence. Then a Jüdische Mama erupts in a lewd belly-laugh. The comedy of embarrassment – the British still do it best. Look at the US The Office compared with the British version.

  24. Pope Epopt: Why the air marks around the word ‘libertarianism’ when it follows’capitalist’? Libertarian ideas have been blah blah blah blah blah

  25. TSW… there’s a “translate bullshit into english ” blog open as well. I suggest you offer your last post as a case study and offer a prize. A week in sunny Gaza ?

  26. I never meant for this to be a part of the ‘bullshit’ post, I was just responding to Pope Epopt on Ayn Rand and libertarianism. I don’t want to take over the post of this, as it were.

    Hang on a second… Are you actually offering a prize for bullshit-talk? If so, please accept my Ayn Rand post but cut the bad punctuation in the second paragraph (about the ‘Founding Mothers’ of libertarianism… I got really mixed up there.

  27. Ayn Rand wrote with what Virginia Woolf called ” a pen of brass “. Sub-Neitzchean worship of the individual to the point where it makes your blood run cold. I can’t see any Israeli shaddu embracing that nonsense in his pursuit of gullible nooky.

  28. Yaron Brook, the head of the Ayn Rand Institute is an Israeli. Reached the rank of Sergeant in the Army also.

  29. …now I remember why I took a holiday from this site. It used to be fun but then got infiltrated by wankers writing 5,000 word comments on frivolous subjects. Taking themselves too seriously.
    Yeah, I know, it’s not up to me to say who’s fit to comment or not so I’ll head off again after this…

  30. Those women don’t have a critical thinking analysis, why did they think that if a person fuck them they well free from those sickness and eventually those girls pays the person for the service. WTF!!!

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