What kind of commandos are they raising in Israel these days?
I remember a time when one Israeli soldier could beat a truckload of Foreign Legionnaires with both his legs cut off, using only his little finger, but these days, when they rapelle from a helicopter onto a ship, the first overweight hippie they meet is able to take their gun away from them.
Either Israeli commandos are getting soft or hippies are getting tougher.
I’d say the problem lies with all this new politically correct thinking they have to do because the Americans are paying the bills. As an Israeli commenter on another thread informed us, the love-commandos boarded the ship armed only with paint-ball guns because they didn’t want to hurt anyone.
Special forces of love.
Luckily, the PC classes haven’t made the IDF completely stupid and so, even though they were being beaten up by a crowd of stoned, vegan hippies, the Israeli commandos had the answer: they machine-gunned everyone, but in a very measured, caring way. According to Israeli soldiers who were present, they all cried a little after the firing died down, because they were the real victims.
As their life coach told them: every time you shoot a peace activist, you shoot yourself.
It probably wouldn’t have happened at all if the hippies could organise themselves properly, but you know what hippies are like. Stoned, drunk and dirty. Deputy Foreign Minister Danny Ayalon pointed out that the flotilla was an armada of hate, and of course we all know hate comes in many forms. It can come from the barrel of a tank, or it can appear in the sky as white phosphorus over a densely-populated concentration camp. It can show up in the smashing of greenhouses, the uprooting of olive trees or the eviction of families from their homes. It can take the form of a 12-foot-high concrete wall separating a man from the farm that feeds his family.
Or it can appear on the high seas in the form of a ship loaded with wheelchairs and bandages.
Now that’s real hate. That’s venom. It’s likely that the Israeli love-commandos were exposed to a leak of terror and possibly hate due to inadequate sealing of storage canisters by the dirty hippies, which would account for their unnecessary use of harsh language while shooting the misguided puppets of international terrorism.
An Israeli politician pointed out that the flotilla was trying to infiltrate terror into Gaza, which makes sense given the use of a ship formerly used by the Guinness brewery. The MV Rachel Corrie, was named after an American protester who violently attacked an Israeli buldozer by standing in front of it and was lovingly crushed to death under its tracks.
This ship is equipped with tanks once employed for exporting Guinness but now converted to a far more sinister use. The tank on the left has been filled with Hate-Dioxide and the one on the right with Terror-Tetrachloride. These seemingly harmless substances can be readily broken down to their constituent parts using only simple household cleaning agents found in any Islamic kitchen.
Cleaning agents of terror.
The Rachel Corrie is due to reach the Israeli exclusion zone two days from now. Since the Israeli authorities have warned the ship not to enter this section of international waters, it will be the hippies’ own fault if love-commandos are forced to execute every last one of them.