Bomb Threat In Lourdes

 Posted by on August 16, 2010  Add comments
Aug 162010
 

Who do you reckon was behind the Lourdes bomb scare?

I suppose it could have been Richard Dawkins, except he’d have made a bomb that worked.

It could have been ETA, finally getting sense and having a go at something worth blowing up.  Or PETA, getting militant and trying to wipe out 30,000 spiritual carnivores for eating the body of Christ.  The problem is, you can’t really make much of a bomb out of tofu.

For my money, though, the evidence points to a turf war, which means only one thing: the killer monks of Medjugorje, operators of the newest and most successful vision scam, who managed to keep their money-making operation going right through the vicious Yugoslavian civil war. Obviously, with the downturn in the world economy, people aren’t travelling as much, so the only answer is to take out the opposition, and these guys are good at that.  After all, they managed to outmanoeuvre their local bishop who wanted to close them down, and they managed to work profitably with all factions in the war, Croat, Bosnian and Serb.

Of course, it might have been the Venerable Keepers of the Rathkeale Stump, accepting no substitutes and laying down a marker as the custodians of the One True Our Lady.  Carpet bombing, so to speak.

Finally, it could have been the Blessed Virgin herself, sick and tired of all the bullshit, who finally turned to Satanism and decided to possess Joe Coleman.

Get over there to France, Joe, and blow up them feckers like a good lad, while I open a can and light up a spliff.

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  10 Responses to “Bomb Threat In Lourdes”

Comments (10)
  1.  

    Anybody want to buy some holy water bombs or transubstantiation torpedoes.

  2.  

    Is the “Stump” still venerated in Rathkeale? is it still there?

  3.  

    dessiegee, As far as I know the Rathkeale Stump is still there and venerated by many of the locals.
    In years to come as the stump rots and resembles the decrepit Blessed Vergin it will still be venerated, mainly by thick Knackers!

  4.  

    Good luck to them – They’ll get their rewards in heaven……a forest of tree stumps in the image of all the saints

  5.  

    i once read that the devil has appeared more times at lourdes than our lady.

  6.  

    I don’t believe in either the devil or the virgin Mary, I reckon it was a hit squad from Knock trying scare tactics to push blind belief tourism their way.

  7.  

    My money’s on the Blessed Virgin.

    How will counter terrorism deal with that.

    The Matrix gets stranger and stranger.

  8.  

    Maybe an anti-war faction ! There’s a military pilgrimage there every year.

  9.  

    are you not ashamed of yourself?are you not ashamed of yoare you not ashamare you not ashamed of yourself?ed of yourself?urself?are you not ashamed of yourself?

  10.  

    No.

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