There’s a lot of shit going on in the papers today, isn’t there? Especially as those thieving, corrupt fuckers, otherwise known as our government, go into secret conclave to decide how much they’re going to rape us in the December budget in order to pay off the criminals who have been flinging them brown bags full of money for the past ten or twelve years.
How many children will go without an operation?
How many old people will go without a house?
How many poor and weak and old will suffer so that the billionaires who own these fucking criminals don’t suffer for their stupid, failed investments? That’s very important. You couldn’t have a wealthy pal of a government minister losing money just because some sick bastard needs an operation.
Let’s squeeze the Irish people for as much as we can. Let’s tell them it’s €3 billion until we can’t say that any more. Then let’s say it’s €4 billion. Then 5. Then 6. And finally, let’s reassure them it won’t be fucking €7 billion, even though that’s how much we need to cut.
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with the Irish people? Is it because they spent years in schools that beat them into compliance? What the fuck is wrong with you Irish people? Are you fucking blind or are you stupid, or do you just not care when a bunch of fucking crooks are boning you up the fucking arse?
My money is on the last option. Irish people just don’t give a fuck. All of me. Why not take all of me?
What the fuck is wrong with us? Where’s our pride?
God knows, I’ve spent enough time here writing about this shit, but still, let me continue to remind you. You won’t get your operation, and your kids won’t get into college because this government is using all available money to pay the people who bought them years ago.
You are being fucking robbed, right in front of your eyes.
And you know what’s amazing?
According to a recent poll, eighteen per cent of Irish people think these fucking crooks are the best candidates to form the next government.
Can you imagine that? One in five of the Irish people are so fucking stupid that they can’t recognise a bunch of thieving gobshites when they see them.
Eventually, after all these years, we finally hear talk of amalgamating the two main political parties, for the very good reason that they’re identical.
This is both a good and a bad thing. It’s good, because finally there’s a recognition that politics in Ireland is broken. But it’s bad because, when Fianna Fáil are kicked out of office, as they surely will be, they’ll be replaced by another bunch of gobshites who are exactly the same.
The very same ignorant, illiterate, self-serving power-base as FF. The very same half-witted unprincipled crowd of county councillors all snuffling at the trough.
Jesus Christ, forget the general election. What difference will it make? You’ll just be replacing one bunch of pot-bellied, shiny-arsed con-men with another. A new crowd of dishonest leeches to suck the country dry.
Christ. It’s time to fucking emigrate and leave this miserable patch of grass to the morons and the crooks.