The game of the century.
No. The game of the millennium.
A clash of Titans.
A veritable — STOP!!! Scratch that shit.
A hard-fought match between middle-aged heroes and aspiring young tyros ended in a narrow victory for the oldies, ably marshalled by extremely ancient athlete and impresario Nicky Woulfe, despite a last-minute super-sub intervention from world-renowned – sorry, well-known – pub-owner, Donal Mulcahy, who slotted home a heart-breakingly late goal that failed to save Nancy’s blushes.
The contest was notable for an outstanding chip of the keeper from the kick-off. David Beckham is reported to have commented, Well I never!
Following his Maradona-like strike, Mr Mulcahy provided a heart-stopping celebration which the proprietor of this site fully expects to earn him a large amount of dosh to suppress. In all fairness, however, Mr Mulcahy made up for it by filling everyone with beer and burgers at his newly-acquired establishment, Tom Collins’s Oyster Bar.
Here’s a gallery from the match, which may or may not contain photos of Mr Mulcahy’s extravagant display. Click on the pic.