Do you smoke dope?
Cool. Why wouldn’t you? I’m not going to judge you for getting smashed am I? It’s completely up to you. Whatever you do with your body is your business, and Christ knows, I did enough things to myself over the years, so I’m hardly in a position to point fingers.
No indeed. All I’m going to ask is who you buy your shit from.
Now, if it’s grass, you might well be growing it yourself, in which case I’ll trouble you no further. Good luck and peace to you. This is your business and none other. But if you didn’t grow it yourself, well that’s a different matter. And likewise, if you happen to smoke hash, I can tell you now, you didn’t produce it yourself.
You didn’t grow it yourself, did you? The chances are, you bought it from a scumbag, and if not from a scumbag, you bought it from someone who got it from a scumbag, so don’t be all chilled and relaxed there. Just remember that the people you bought your stash from are the same people who murder innocent citizens in your town, and every spliff you roll goes to pay for yet another scumbag driving past you in his pimped VW Passat with the blacked-out windows even though the ignorant, uneducated lowlife never worked a day in his wasted fucking life.
But don’t take my word for it. Instead, have a look at the Captain’s rage-induced rant about this kind of shit, and tell him exactly where he’s wrong. He isn’t.
Support your local scumbag.