Annual Blasphemous Good Friday Posts

I have an apology to make.
This year, for the first time, I didn’t get around to writing the annual Good Friday blasphemous post and for this I’m truly sorry. Feel free to form a mob and crucify me.
All I can do is offer you a list of posts from the past, which I’ve resurrected.
Christian Science and the Zombie Jesus
Prayer for the Conversion of Bock
Normal service will resume soon.
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Hang sangiches and wine all round!
Well, not boastin` or anytthing like it. But, I have the evening planned.
Two of Lidles best striploin steaks, some oven ready chips, mushrooms, onions, peas. Two bottles of Saint Emilion, candles for the table & herself seated there too, smiling.
Steaks meadium rare, just enough blood to acknoledge the day that`s in it, mushrooms & onions sauteed in extra virgin olive oil, chips a bit crispy, mushy peas………….mmmmmmmmmmmm
I`m gonna go to hell for this…………..aint I?
Islandbank. Yummy bit of flagellation souffle for dessert, enjoy !
eh…Bock..is sex allowed, on Good Friday..or will I roast in hell fire..
Does fellatio count as eating meat? Yurt
“Does fellatio count as eating meat? Yurt”
Depends LL.. if it was only a little niblet, I reckon it’s ok. haaaa.
What the feck is supposed to be so feckin’ good about it anyway?
Islandbank could go to hell on earth if he doesn’t have a packet of Rennies at home after that whopping meal.
“How does Jesus masturbate?”
[Mime: place the palm of your hand over your groin, then move your hand away from and towards yourself, as if you were using the hole through your palm.]