Ireland-Pakistan Hurling Alliance

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May 182012
 

This email came through today.

Dear Sir,

We have the pleasure to introduce ourselves as Manufacturer-cum-Exporter of superb quality Hurling/Shinty Balls, Base balls, Traning Balls Hurling Sticks, Goalkeeper Gloves and other related items. We are in this trade for the last 30 years having a vast list of regular buyers.

We assure you that if a chance of service provided to us, everlasting business connections will be established between our two organizations. For sample enquiry, please visit our web www.anoorintl.com and let us know for further go ahead at our end.

Please be sure that you will appreciate the quality/lowest prices, prompt deliveriesn etc and we are in positive hope to contact us for samples.

We look forward your early kind reply by return mail, best regards,

Yours sincerely,

Ali

 

What’s going on here?  I clicked on the link, to discover that Ali has a factory in Pakistan, where people are making, of all things, sliotars.  The mystery is why Ali thinks I’d want to buy them.  Here’s a picture of his factory.  Impressive?  You better believe it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And here are some of the workers making the hurling balls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Naturally, I had to write back.

Dear Ali

Thank you for your email offering hurling balls and hurling sticks. We would be very interested to see further information on your factory and also some photos of your balls.

We would also be interested to know what timber is used in the manufacture of your hurling sticks.  Please provide photos of the manufacturing process and the finished product.  What size bos do you use for the goalkeepers’ hurleys?

We are always looking for new suppliers as there is a huge demand for such products.  If the information you provide is satisfactory, we could certainly handle your balls and also your sticks.  Provided your products meet our standards, our organisation would possibly be prepared to place an initial trial order for 5,000 balls and 2,000 sticks.  After evaluation, we may be in a position to place an order for a significant number of balls and perhaps sticks too, for sale into the North American market.

Demand for hurling balls in Germany currently outstrips supply and we may ask you to produce a custom-designed Central European version as a premium product for use in the Bundesiománaiocht League.

Bock

This could be the start of a major east-west alliance between the mighty Bock empire and the Noor Sliotar Factory of Pakistan.

What do you reckon?

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UPDATE

Dear Bock,

I noted the contents of your mail carefully and submit my reply as given below:-

1. Please visit my Company’s web www.anoorintl.com to see my productions of Hurling Balls and my factory site.
2. Hurling Sticks made of imported Ash Wood available of your desired size.
3. We mqanufacture Hurling Match Balls made of Real leather with PU core, GAA specifications available
in size 3,4 & 5.
4. Hurling Training Balls made of real leather/PU Leather with cork core wounded, GAA specifications available
in size 3,4 & 5.
5. Hurling Training Cheap balls made of Rexion G-14 with cork core wounded, GAA specifications available
in size 3,4 & 5.
6. Goalkeeper’s Hurley available following sizes.

 

Goalkeepers Hurley (Hurl)suitable for Adults 36 inch/35 inch
Goalkeepers Hurley (Hurl)suitable for Youths 35 inch/34 inch
Goalkeepers Hurley(Hurl)suitable for 12 to 14 years 33 inch
Goalkeepers Hurley(Hurl)suitable for 10 to 12 years 32 inch
Goalkeepers Hurley(Hurl)suitable for 8 to 10 years 28 inch

After evaluating the above, please let me know your further kind reply by return mail.

Thanks and regards,

Ihsan Elahi.

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We expect to hold the Gay Hurling World Cup in Dublin this year, and this will require many balls.

Are you able to print suitable pictures on your balls?

Regards

Bock

 

 

  19 Responses to “Ireland-Pakistan Hurling Alliance”

Comments (19)
  1.  

    I think that’s where the Nuri sliotar is made.

  2.  

    Could easily be, but why the fuck is he trying to sell them to me?

  3.  

    Their Market & Sports Research Dept have figured it’ll be a good summer for Limerick GAA and see you as the man to help them bring Noor Sliotar to the clubs.

  4.  

    Me wonders if there is more to this than meets the eye…

    http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/5084915._Cricket_ball__drug_trafficker_is_jailed/

    Bock – ‘The Irish Connection’ :)

  5.  

    If Pakistani girls play camogie, do they wear leggings under the sports skirts?

  6.  

    I think it’s all a balls :-)

  7.  

    So did he send you photos of his balls ?

  8.  

    No, but he wrote back describing his balls in great detail.

  9.  

    Sliotars with pictures of cannabis would allow journalists to write about the Clash of the Hash.

  10.  

    Jesus, no, Allahu Akbar, yes.

  11.  

    Would you mind asking Ali if he could substitute some good quailty Packi-Black instead oF the Rexion –15 core in the training balls, so we can achieve that Clash of the Hash?

  12.  

    Would you mind asking Ali if he could substitute some good quailty Packi-Black instead oF the Rexion –15 core in the training balls.?

  13.  

    Can you still get Paki Black after all these years?

  14.  

    Sure you can. Last I heard he was teaching in the Crescent Comp. There are tales of him reliving his glory days chopping the heads off daisies with a hurley down the L.P.Y.M.A.

  15.  

    I’m interested in sliothars and gaelic footballs please email me

  16.  

    Dear Sir,

    First of all ,Let us introduce our self, we VAFIR Industry are the manufacturer of high quality Sports Balls, Sports wears & Sports Accessories. Our Specialization is in Hurling Balls & its Accessories.
    If you are interested in developing good business relationship with us you can check our product range at our website.
    our web site is : http://www.vafirind.com
    We are keen to establish business relations with your good house and for that we can send our samples and catalog for your kind examination and approval.
    Thanks & with very kindest regards.

  17.  

    Dear sir
    We M/S Glow corporation are the manufacturer and exporter of all kinds of GAA products.we especially deal in Sliotars and Gaelic football.If you are interested so please contact us we will give you very good quality and best quotation. You may contact us at glowcorporation99@gmail com

    Regard
    Salman Arif
    Glow corporation

  18.  

    We at ECHEM Industries (echem@brain.net.pk) are pioneers in manufacturing of Plastic molded Hurling Sticks. We made these sticks way back in 2004 and now we have initiated making of Ash Wood Hurling Sticks. Anyone who need ash wood sticks in reasonably economical prices. Kindly get back

  19.  

    Given that the untrained eye struggles to tell the difference between your average County hurling final and the way the more motivated followers of Mo are carrying on in the Islamic State terror strongholds of the Levant, Qatar and Dooradoyle, the headline kinda catches the eye.

    “Is this legal, mate?” asked an English pal of mine at a recent stick fighting decider, after which, in fairness, the fans of the losing team didn’t lock the ref in the boot of his car.

    Going forward.

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