Jun 012012
 

The world of inter-pub football isn’t all glamour, fast cars, supermodels and private yachts in the Adriatic.

In this report, we expose the SLEAZY DEALS behind the jet-setting lifestyle of top inter-pub players.

Using a secret hidden camera, our investigator caught THIS MAN issuing orders to his henchmen before a crucial match in a secret location, attended only by members of the RUTHLESS INTER-PUB FOOTBALL FAMILIES who control the sport.

Known only by his codename, MR BIG, he’s the king of the dog-eat-dog inter-pub friendly football world, a terrifying figure who commands both FEAR and FANATICAL LOYALTY from his followers.

Entire rounds of beer are wagered on the results of these games and figures like Mr Big will stop at nothing to ensure their minions reap the rewards.

Through an underworld tip-off, we learned that an entire night’s barbecuing and beer-drinking depended on the result of just this one game, and Mr Big was there to make sure it ended only one way.

Here it is.  The picture MR BIG DIDN’T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE, caught live on camera as he cynically dived in the box, tricking the referee into awarding the winning penalty to steal the game from his rivals.

There’s no sentiment in the vicious world of inter-pub friendly football.  The strongest and the most cunning survive.  The rest don’t matter.

 

This is the complete gallery of sleaze.

 

 

  7 Responses to “Exposing the Sleazy Underbelly of Inter-Pub Friendly Football”

Comments (7)
  1.  

    The Buck drops here..

  2.  

    There will be a pint on your head,(oops sorry I meant price) after this expose.

  3.  

    A better title?
    ‘Exposing the Big Fat Underbellies of Inter-Pub Friendly Football’

    There’s no John Aldridges.. that’s for sure.

    John says naaaaah.

  4.  

    A better title?
    ‘Exposing the Big Fat Underbellies of Inter-Pub Friendly Football’

    They’re no John Aldridges.. that’s for sure.

    John says naaaaah.

  5.  

    That’s true, but they don’t claim to be Aldridges either. Are you judging them on their appearance?

  6.  

    Nope. On their abilities only.
    I’d never be that shallow myself! :)
    Anyways fat bellies can be nice..

  7.  

    LOL. This is a piss take on Sunday tabloid journalism and TV3 ‘documentaries’.
    Nice work.

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