Fly, I want you to know that I am not a violent man.
I find myself inclined to agree with Tristram Shandy’s uncle Toby as he released one of your kind into the air: This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me. Toby’s is a sentiment I agree with and it would make me far happier if you decided to buzz out the open window right now.
But if you decide to remain in my kitchen, soiling all that you touch, I will certainly end your short life, here and now.
Fly, I sincerely hope you have a laptop and access to the internet. Furthermore, I hope you are an avid reader of Bock the Robber, because otherwise, you have a fatal appointment with a rolled-up newspaper.