I’m listening to some fool of a woman on the radio promoting beauty pageants. This cretin can see nothing wrong with dressing up two-year-old girls to display themselves on a catwalk, and just in case you think I made a mistake about the age, no I did not. This idiot runs beauty pageants for kids of two and upwards.
There’s a bit of controversy at the moment because Irish hotels have refused to host a contest for the Universal Royalty Beauty Pageant, next November. This is a redneck outfit from Texas, whose contests involve dressing very young girls in tiaras, wigs, stockings, and high heels, and coating them in fake tan.
As a man phoning in on the radio remarked, the words two-year-old and catwalk do not belong in the same sentence. This is sexualisation of toddlers.
Not only are these events Paedo Paradise but they’re also basic training in the art of being an empty-headed moron.
They’re teaching tiny toddlers that the only important thing is how you look, and the worst culprits are the demented, needy, stupid mothers. The American organisers say they’ve been inundated with calls from hundreds of Irish parents desperate to make sure that their brand of beauty pageant comes to this country. Think about that now. These parents aren’t desperate to make sure their little girls get a good education and grow up to be capable, confident, assertive, happy adults. No. Instead they’re desperate to dress them up like tiny hookers and parade them in front of other morons.
Call it what it is: child abuse.
As if we haven’t already imported enough trash culture from American trailer parks, we’re now going to have children on a catwalk in swimsuits. Life is suddenly going to get even weirder for little Kourtney and Beyoncé.