What’s going on with the Loyalist riots? Seriously now, what exactly is the story with these guys? On the twelfth of July they’re celebrating the victory of a Vatican-backed gay Dutch bloke over some other rich bastard.
As you know, loyalists are noted for their tolerance of Catholics, gays and foreigners, but does that mean that Loyalism is all about gay, Dutch tolerance? I don’t know. Head in to Belfast and check it out for yourself.
What would happen if William of Purple from Finland arrived in the North today?
What about you there, fukken loyalist friends there, hey? I’m a flaming Finnish homosexual and the Pope is backin me. How’s it goin’? What about you?
That’s a guaranteed intro for Northern loyalists. Pushing all the buttons.
My name is Aari and, eh, well I’ll be invadin’ the country, right enough. Terve!
I can’t see it. The boys would definitely put down their beer cans and leave off building the bonfire, for a wee while at least. They might even forget to sign on, though that’s probably unlikely.
What the fuck are you doin invadin aar country? Who the fuck do you think you are, invadin aar country? That there is just not all right. Fuck off, foreign invader fucker gay fucker. Fuck the fuck off, right enough. We are the ancient peoples of this land. Right?
Right. Of course.
We’re witnessing the birth of the LRA.