What the fuck is going on with guys’ trousers these days? How come everybody wants to show off their underpants? I don’t care who made your fucking jocks – just stop waving your arse-crack at me unless you want me to vomit all over you. I’m trying to have a peaceful night out here, and look at you, walking around with your trousers around your ankles. Get a grip, get yourself together and get fucking dressed.
What a stupid fucking fashion.
That is all. End of rant.