No. I refuse to do silly Luis Suarez puns about biting.
After all, what exactly did he do?
So he sank his teeth into Chiellini. What about it? Chiellini spent the whole game waving his shoulder provocatively in Suarez’s face, the very same way Ivanovic gave him no choice, flaunting that tasty forearm in front of the goal and Bakkal failed to cover up his perky little ear when everyone knew the Beast of Ajax had a weakness for a nibble.
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes. And arms. All out there on parade for a blameless cannibal to lose control over.
Have these people no shame? Don’t they realise that by their brazen behaviour, they left Suarez with no option but to attack them?
What will happen next? You know and I know what will happen. Instead of placing the blame squarely where it belongs: with the so-called victims, the do-gooders will attack Suarez, even though he has no control over his urges.
If they had covered up properly, Suarez wouldn’t have been so severely tempted and a good man’s name would not have been dragged through the gutter press.
PC gone mad.