I love silly jokes.
My favourite in recent times was the one about Sean Connery being injured when a pile of books fell on his head.
I have only my shelf to blame.
But to be honest with you, I’ll probably laugh at anything, and the addiction has spread to my children who still laugh helplessly at the stupidest joke of all time, which I told them over and over again when they were small.
This guy goes to his doctor. He has a carrot stuck up his nose and a parsnip in his ear.
The doctor says, You’re not eating properly.
I can’t help it. I’m a sucker for this shit.
What’s yellow and swings through the jungle?
I know. It gets worse.
A man goes to his doctor.
He says, Doctor, I have a strawberry growing out of my head.
The doctor says, I’ll give you some cream for that.
Two guys out fishing.
I see Villa lost.
How do you know that?
It’s 5 o’clock.
Sorry. I’m very sorry about all this, but I just love them. The stupider the better.