Tim Seemly and the Nipple Magnets
When a lad becomes a God of Rock, as I have, he can’t avoid three types of gigs: the awards...
Johnny Bottleneck
Songs I Have Inspired
We're delighted to welcome back Johnny Bottleneck. As you might know, the Rock God was deprived of communications for a...
Soundtracks — A Nice Little Earner
One of t’great things bout being God of Rock is that people pay you to exploit your talents. Now, I’ve...
Accidental Bloody Royal Variety Performance
Torn I were. Torn between relating this sorry tale or no. I’m no bloody British patriot when it comes to...
Avoid the Christmas Song
During my eighteen month stint with The Vile Princes, I learned a shitload about mainstream songwriting. We were fronted by...
Rock God Tips For Doing Radio Interviews While Drunk
I did me first radio interview back in ’64, when I was briefly involved with the Alan Pants Project and I...
Fook Women
If you want to be a guitar Adonis like meself and you don’t want to be a flash in t’pan, let...
Tomahawk Slipstream
Fookin never understood Death Metal, me. I hadn’t heard of the bugger until me ol mate from Sheffield, Dario Sanchez,...
Christy Moore Is A Prick
I’d be willing to bet me wellies that this post is being opened by some irate Christy Moore fans. Well,...
Custom Guitars, Sophia Loren and the Toff Rednecks
Parties are an integral part of any Rock God’s career and I was no different. During my brief stint as...
