When a lad becomes a God of Rock, as I have, he can’t avoid three types of gigs: the awards show, the charity bash and the tribute gig. Try as […]
Johnny Bottleneck
Songs I Have Inspired
We’re delighted to welcome back Johnny Bottleneck. As you might know, the Rock God was deprived of communications for a number of months after an unfortunate and embarrassing misunderstanding which […]
Soundtracks — A Nice Little Earner
Making movie soundtracks — how not to screw it all up
Accidental Bloody Royal Variety Performance
Embarrassing moments in the life of a Rock God
Avoid the Christmas Song
Why metal bands shouldn’t write seasonal ditties
Rock God Tips For Doing Radio Interviews While Drunk
How to survive the grilling while pissed.
Fook Women
Mistakes Rock Gods make
Tomahawk Slipstream
The Karizma days
Christy Moore Is A Prick
Early career: the Black Scorpion years
Custom Guitars, Sophia Loren and the Toff Rednecks
Johnny — the missing years