Injury Heaped Upon Injury
I hurt both knees. No surprise there, you might say, considering the maniac things you did in the course of...
Our lives
Chicken Evolution
As we enjoyed our delicious minced pork in spicy barbecue sauce, the conversation turned to eating habits. We eat too much...
Waiting in Line
We all love waiting in a queue, don't we? It's probably the most enjoyable activity a human being can undertake,...
Silly Jokes
I love silly jokes. My favourite in recent times was the one about Sean Connery being injured when a pile...
Happy Christmas
Every year on the Feast of Saint Santa Claus, I declare a truce with all the assorted mountebanks, poltroons, scoundrels,...
The Delayers
You know that feeling when you're standing at a checkout and the person in front of you has just bought...
Meeting a Chancer
I went out for a few scoops at the weekend with my good buddy, Jimbo. Lovely. Really nice. We blundered...
Charlie Clarke Died
Article removed due to death threats from individuals claiming to be members of the travelling community. All details recorded and...
Lotto Winner Giving Away Money
In common with just about everyone else in Ireland, I was astonished and impressed by Margaret Loughrey's decision to give...
Hard Times On The Rock
Bad news, folks. Ross O'Carroll-Kelly has made it to the Rock, and I don't mean his acronymic alma mater....
