Message to a Bluebottle
Fly, I want you to know that I am not a violent man. I find myself inclined to agree with...
Our lives
I Nearly Cut My Finger Off
How easy it is to have a life-changing experience. I was doing a small job for a friend, boxing in...
Fixing the Motor
I have the NCT tomorrow and I'm a bit anxious. What will they discover? Will they find the bodies in...
Deflating the Rantiness
It's all gone a bit serious, isn't it? These days, I seem to be preoccupied with things that, in the...
Things Parents Say
Today, while I was at a checkout purchasing my meagre provisions, I noticed a harassed-looking father with a young child....
Changing the Secret Underground Lair
I'm moving out of the Bockschloss and I'm trying to decide what small nation to annex. I no longer need...
Conversation Overheard
A few years ago, maybe four or five, I walked into a quiet bar to meet a friend. Two old,...
Car Trek
Did I mention that Bullet got a car during the year? No? Well he did, though he didn't have to...
Readers’ Problems
A reader writes: The Lynx effect doesn't work for me. Any suggestions? Doctor Bock replies: Even cheap skanky scents...
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