Community Policing
I got another call from Wrinkly Joe, just this evening. An excited call. Excited, elated and proud. You see, Joe...
Humour
Wrinklenstein
Wrinkly Joe came on the blower over the weekend with some interesting news. I probably didn't mention this, but for...
Ratzo – First Blood
I knew instantly it was the purple phone ringing. The one I keep in a specially-constructed safe under my bed....
The Crocodile Hunter
Here's a text from Wrinkly Joe: When asked about his favourite childhood programmes, Steve Irwin replied "Thunderbirds was great, but...
Christmas gift ideas
Well, doesn't time fly? Here we are and the Christmas season is upon us again, with the shops playing lovely...
Calling Wayne
Chanterelle goes into the Social. "I wants to claim for a new baby.""No bother," says the Social guy. "How many...
A story from Joe d’Arab
I give you this as I received it from Joe d'Arab: I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of...
The Dean Martin fish
A few years ago I was in Italy with a gang from Limerick, and I found myself wandering around the...
Please do not feed the tinkers
I've been a bit erratic about the old posting over the past few days but there's a perfectly logical explanation....
The power of acronyms
You know this PULSE system the guards use? This computer-based data-management thingy they have to type stuff into all the...
