Carer wanted
Kind, reliable person required to look after small city for weekend. Light duties only: closing curtains etc. Apply to Bock...
Humour
A little poem for you
Here's one by Hilaire Belloc that I always liked. A Python I would not advise. It needs a doctor for...
Here’s yet another piece of doggerel
Little Willie from the mirror Licked the mercury right off, Thinking, in his childish error, it would cure the whooping...
Another poem
There's been an accident, they said. Your servant's cut in half. He's dead. Is he indeed? And will you please...
Italian Elections
It looks like Prodi has both of the houses.
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Wrinkly Joe sent me a very odd text last night: What was the name of the teddy bear in Brideshead...
Numbersixvalverde
Numbersixvalverde. What a great name for a horse. Numbersixvalverde. As with all strokes of true genius, of course, it's staring...
More legal stuff
Received a bill today from my lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian. I hadn't seen him since the last bill he sent,...
A joke
This pig walks around a corner and bumps into a greyhound. "Oh God, I'm very sorry." "Not at all. It's...
The Field So Fat, Henry
Well, we won. I'm presuming there's no need to tell you about the game, unless you happened to be on...
