stupidity

Remove Topless Calendars Or We’ll Close Your Business, Says Health and Safety Authority

Mar 3rd, 2010 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

HSA inspector gives garage owner very unsatisfactory experience



Extreme Weather in Ireland

Jan 8th, 2010 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

Let’s get organised



Hypocrites

Apr 5th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

Know what?
I’ve deleted this bullshit because it’s all about one gobshite’s narcissistic need for attention, and I’m not there to help him in his quest.



Model Stampede

Mar 17th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

You couldn’t make this up.
Hundreds of women were waiting to audition as America’s Next Top Model when a car pulled up, belching smoke.
Someone shouted Fire! and everyone immediately panicked, forgetting that they weren’t inside a building and therefore, even if it was a real fire, there would be no problem.  They’re models, of course, let’s [...]



School Hires Forensic Barber

Feb 18th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

JL Pagano had an interesting post on a school in Galway that suspended a student for having long hair.
You see, the school’s Principal, Mr Gilmore, decided that young David Knott’s hair was too long (the Principal doesn’t have a first name: these people are called Mister at birth).
David, a Leaving Cert student at Dunmore Community [...]



Penis Pictures In The School

Jan 21st, 2009 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

The phone rang.
I was busy and I didn’t need any crap but before I knew what I was doing, I’d answered it.
- Hello?
- Hello.  Is that the parent of Bullet McBock?
Oh fuck.  School shit. 
- Yes.  That’s me.
- Hi.  This is Sheila Snanny.  Deputy, under-vice-assistant-principal at Yourchildsschool.
- Hi Sheila.  You can call me Bock.
- Hi [...]



Hypothetical Question

Aug 21st, 2008 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

Help me out here, people, if you wouldn’t mind.
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you felt like a complete idiot?
Just asking.
If you have views on this, I’d appreciate your response, and maybe your story.



Naomi Campbell Sentenced

Jun 20th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

So Naomi Campbell was convicted for doing this.
So what?
Why is it news that a spoilt, cossetted, empty-headed, adult child gets a community service order for throwing a tantrum?
I was looking at the news this evening, and there was the idiot attention-junkie surrounded by about a hundred photographers outside the court, and revelling in the limelight.  [...]



Advice On Sensible Cocaine Use

Dec 10th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: stupidity

You fucking fool!!!



Bertie’s Parallel Universe

Apr 26th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Favourites, Humour, Politics, stupidity

See?
And they laughed at me for being such a big fan of Stargate! Ha! I bet they’re sniggering on the other side of their faces now that scientists have discovered an earth-like planet only 50 million light-years away, orbiting the Sol-like star, Mu Arae.
See? See??
Ha!
I suspect this discovery is more significant than the scientists realise. [...]