You couldn't make it up.  This shit writes itself.

Contrasts in style

Lining out for their country too much of a nuisance for professional players

Back to the future for local soccer club

Boring final rounds off boring World Cup tournament

Staying with the psychic octopus

Sniffle laments his off-target football predictions

Endless bad football

Avoiding the World Cup, one laugh at a time

Why rant when you can outsource it?