Perth, Western Australia — Luana De Faveri was fined 1,000 Australian dollars after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act. Luana, a barmaid in the town of Peel, used to squash beer cans with her titties and entertained customers by hanging spoons off her nipples.
The beer-can-smashing was fairly easy, it [...]

Well, poor old Wrinkly Paddy, I’m afraid, is in an awful state. His toes are all black-purple, and his foot is as swollen as a priest in a playground. He didn’t go to the game in the end because he was afraid somebody might stand on his foot, and to be honest, if [...]

A bunch of Australian muck-savages beat a crowd of Irish muck-savages in Croke Park today.
They were playing a game known as Compromise Rules, which has got to be the oxymoron of the week. The Australian muck-savages kicked fuck out of our muck-savages and won the two-part “series”. (Note: I thought it took [...]