A headline caught my eye today in the Sunday Times. Lead-free bullets for environment-friendly wars. What the fuck? Well, it seems that a company called BAE Systems, one of the [...]

Have you noticed the number of fat knackers around these days? No, sorry, I don't mean overweight people. I mean fat fuckers trailing a string of fat fucker kids behind [...]

I don't know if we should develop nuclear power plants here or not. I think there are valid reasons why we should, and I think there are equally valid reasons [...]

America exists because the English and the French killed all the local people and took over their land. Isn't that obvious? Fair fuckin play to them. If there were enough [...]

What? No, you haven't changed channel by mistake. Well done, the Guards. A complete skobe by the name of Kevin Dunne attacked a Lithuanian man called Vytas Sukys and beat [...]

Bock is not big into religion, as you might have gathered. Bock, in fact, never sets foot inside a church, synagogue or temple unless, at the end of the ceremony, [...]

In Dublin, an entirely blameless Lithuanian man died when he attempted to stop four people siphoning diesel from his truck. He was an honest man, well-regarded in the transport business, [...]

Today's hilarious episode of the Morris Tribunal brought us Sgt John White's testimony, in which he revealed a deep understanding of human emotion. Evidence had been given earlier that Mrs [...]

The Morris Tribunal took a further twist today when Garda Joan Gallagher denied ever having done anything. Throughout the questioning, Gda Gallagher addressed the Tribunal in the Garda Dialect. "I [...]

It was another day of dramatic developments at the Morris Tribunal. In an emotional statement, Detective Sergeant John White denied breaking wind in a suspect's face. "Read my lips," said [...]