Neanderthal-Shagging
I see that a palaeontologist has discovered evidence of interbreeding between Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal Man. Dr Erik Trinkaus analysed...
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Paddy’s Mandocaster
I must show you something, said Wrinkly Paddy and leapt up from his chair. Look at this! he exclaimed, pulling...
Thanks a Million
Thanks a million.It's such an insipid insincere expression, isn't it?Thanks a million. Like a horrible verbal air-kiss.Mwuh!I never say thanks...
The Aintree Grand National
I was so consumed by anxiety over Scunthorpe that I neglected to even watch the Grand National, never mind put...
DIY
I don't know if I mentioned to you that I've been doing a bit of a job on the old...
Happy Birthday to Me
Jesus, I've just realised. Bock is a year old today. I was exhausted from all the vigorous blogging I do...
Hail Mighty Lidl
Do you know something - I love Lidl. I'm a complete Lidl junkie. I even look up their web site...
The Croke Park Trilogy – Part Five
I nearly forgot to mention this little episode, consumed as I was with the Croke Park thing at the weekend....
It’s Such a Perfect Day
OK. This is better. I'm finally beginning to recover from the annual Invasion of the Welsh Fuckers. I went for...
More Latvian Hookers
Jesus, what is it with Latvian hookers these days? I remember a time when you'd hardly see a single one...
