I stopped smoking four years ago. I used to have three cigarettes in bed before I got up. I used to wake up in the middle of the night and [...]

I bumped into one of the Gerrys during the week. I hadn't seen him since we buried Wirey. Well, Gerry. Did you enjoy the funeral? He shrugged. Yeah. It was [...]

Gonad the Ballbearian produced a newspaper clipping today about some fucker in Ennis who was convicted of exposing himself outside a school. His surname: Bareness. You just couldn't make it [...]

This is what I got back: Attention:Bock Derobber, This is to acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail, and to confirm the validity of the winning notification. You have been approved [...]

Wrinkly Joe sent me the Songun Blog. Is this mad or what? It has to go on the list.

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Things are picking up again. I just got another email, and this time I'm certain I've won the million. All I have to do is send them my name and [...]

Tonight I was listening to Newstalk when a report came on about the latest executions in Iraq. The report said that the Iraqis had hanged two men, and had accidentally [...]

It'll be great fun, says Cursing Jack. You'll enjoy it. No, I reply. I won't. You will, he insists. Come out on Friday and give it a try anyway. They'll [...]

Wirey always had some scheme going to keep himself in drink, and one of the most successful was the gutter-cleaning business. He and his buddy had a round of regular [...]