Jesus Christ, Michael Jackson has been murdered!
This is terrible.
I’m drawing up a list of suspects immediately because there isn’t a second to waste. The slightest delay could mean a murderer going free, so here’s my short-list. Please, please, I beg of you, feel free to add to it if you think of other possible killers.
I think Michael Jackson’s killer could be any of these people:
The Man from Atlantis.
The Christian Brothers.
John Wilkes Booth.
The Dalai Lama.
Lee Harvey Oswald.
The Green Lantern.
Professor Plum, in the library with the candlestick.
What do you reckon? Am I on the right track or do you think somebody else shot Michael Jackson?