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Who shot Michael Jackson?

jackson001Jesus Christ, Michael Jackson has been murdered!

This is terrible.

I’m drawing up a list of suspects immediately because there isn’t a second to waste. The slightest delay could mean a murderer going free, so here’s my short-list.  Please, please, I beg of you, feel free to add to it if you think of other possible killers.

I think Michael Jackson’s killer could be any of these people:

Gordon Ramsay.

Susan Boyle.

The Man from Atlantis.

Gavrilo Princip.

The Christian Brothers.

Bubbles.

John Wilkes Booth.

The Dalai Lama.

Ian Botham.

Jean-Luc Picard.

Maggie Simpson.

Bono.

Colonel Parker.

Yog Sotthoth.

Lee Harvey Oswald.

Tony Soprano.

The Green Lantern.

The Gua’Uld

Cher.

Simon Cowell.

Mother Teresa.

Sue-Ellen.

Jarvis Cocker.

Leadbelly

Professor Plum, in the library with the candlestick.

………….

What do you reckon?  Am I on the right track or do you think somebody else shot Michael Jackson?