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Who shot Michael Jackson?

jackson001Jesus Christ, Michael Jackson has been murdered!

This is terrible.

I’m drawing up a list of suspects immediately because there isn’t a second to waste. The slightest delay could mean a murderer going free, so here’s my short-list.  Please, please, I beg of you, feel free to add to it if you think of other possible killers.

I think Michael Jackson’s killer could be any of these people:

Gordon Ramsay.

Susan Boyle.

The Man from Atlantis.

Gavrilo Princip.

The Christian Brothers.


John Wilkes Booth.

The Dalai Lama.

Ian Botham.

Jean-Luc Picard.

Maggie Simpson.


Colonel Parker.

Yog Sotthoth.

Lee Harvey Oswald.

Tony Soprano.

The Green Lantern.

The Gua’Uld


Simon Cowell.

Mother Teresa.


Jarvis Cocker.


Professor Plum, in the library with the candlestick.


What do you reckon?  Am I on the right track or do you think somebody else shot Michael Jackson?