Come on, said the Nut. Let’s go to the Cliffs of Moher.
I’ve seen the Cliffs of Moher, I said.
Oh, you have? said the Nut. Really? From the top?
Yes.
How about from the bottom?
You got me there.
Right, said the Nut. We’ll head off in the morning.
And we did. By one o’clock [...]

Did I mention I was going away for the weekend?
No?
Well that’s because as usual I was so disorganised I didn’t know it myself.
We all went out on the water on Saturday, down the the estuary, at the little County Limerick village of Glin. (A place with a surprisingly dark history, but I’ll go into that [...]