So Dublin Bus is going to have a bit of a wobble? National fucking news! Front page of the papers. Headlines on the telly.
Do you know something? I couldn’t give one flying, perforated fuck about Dublin bus services.
Dublin is a ridiculous urban sprawl generated by corrupt politicians and the vicious, unprincipled [...]

I was just sitting down to contemplate the mysteries of a solid black pint of Guinness when Jimbo walked in. He was wearing the sly little smirk that tells you he’s pulled off another stroke involving vast profit, and he wants you to ask him about it.
Well? I said. Tell me.
Ah, he [...]

I see our government has decided to go to the country.
Great. Time to start torturing those political reptiles that call to your door once every four years. After all, even if you didn’t disagree with their policies, it’s very hard to like a heavily-sweating man in a bad suit with a gigantic belly [...]