One incompetent fool out of many
Professor Bertie Ahern
Academic post becomes debased currency
Fianna Fáil Backbenchers Revolt
At last.
A point of vital principle that Fianna Fáil’s backbenchers are prepared to defend to the death.
e-Voting Fiasco – Some Questions
The electronic voting machines are being scrapped because they don’t work. They don’t do their job. The results can’t be verified, the machines are vulnerable to hacking and the system [...]
e-Griping
I was studying an ATM, trying to figure out how to type a message. Fuck you Brian Goggin! Fuck you Seán Fitzpatrick! Fuck you, Eugene Sheehy! Fuck you, Fingers Fingleton! [...]
Voting Day
Right. It’s done. I cast my vote, and fun it was too, I can tell you. Here’s how I dispensed my Single Transferable Vote in order of preference: 1. [...]
General Election
I’m glad this is nearly over. I’m so glad, I’ve even stopped kicking my dog and making disparaging remarks about tinkers Travellers. This stupid election has turned me into a [...]
Bertie’s Parallel Universe
See? And they laughed at me for being such a big fan of Stargate! Ha! I bet they’re sniggering on the other side of their faces now that scientists have [...]
Bertie Ahern – Scientist, Accountant and Statesman
I see that Bertie is still adamant we won’t ever use nuclear power. Ever. That’s because Bertie is a nuclear scientist and he knows all the ins and outs of [...]
