I'm getting worried about Wrinkly Paddy. He seems to be hitting the sauce very hard at the moment, and he's becoming abusive to anyone straying inside his field of vision [...]

Tie. I. I. I. I'm. Is on my side.Tie. I. I. I. I'm. Is on my side. That's the Rolling Stones. And, Mick, I'm sorry to tell you that tie [...]

I think I'll go out tonight and have a few pints. Between the scrofula, the beri-beri and the scurvy, I've been stuck in the bed all week and the fucking [...]