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Spot the Difference: Plagiarism or Coincidence? You Decide

No doubt you’ll have been following the little soap opera over at Mulley‘s place involving the theft of copyright material by Ace Internet Marketing.

Well, here’s a little game for you.

First I’ll show you an extract from an article on the Ace Internet Marketing site. Not the entire article, you understand, as that would be plagiarism. No, just a little snippet.

Then I’ll show you an article from another site, unconnected to Ace Internet Marketing, and you have to SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!!

Exciting isn’t the word for it.

Here we go.

First up we have this, from Ace Internet Marketing: Then we have this from Cape Web Design:
Add Historical Product or Service data: Let’s say that you sell iron rolls. What’s the history of iron rolls? Creating a page outlining its history is quite appropriate. In fact, taking it a step further, creating pages that compare it to copper and other types of piping; what causes rust; how strong is iron; how valuable iron rolls really is; how long will iron last; and on and on and on will create a whole section of extremely valuable content to a Web site. Historical data. Let’s say that you sell steel pipes. What’s the history of steel pipes? Creating a page outlining its history is quite appropriate. In fact, taking it a step further, creating pages that compare steel to copper and other types of piping; what causes rust; how strong is steel; how valuable steel piping really is (how steel piping is used in almost every building, etc.); how long will steel last; and on and on and on will create a whole section of extremely valuable content to a Web site.

Isn’t that just an incredible coincidence? I love the way the Ace uses words though: how valuable iron rolls really is. Is our children reading?

Oh, you don’t know the Ace?  He used to be a member of parliament, or something like that, but now he runs a set of extremely questionable web sites of which I will write more in future posts.

And while I’m on a roll, so to speak, what’s with Iron rolls? This is copied written by someone who clearly never did a day’s hard work in his life and has no idea what a steel pipe might be.  Or an iron roll, for that matter.  You’d imagine Aidan could have thought of something that made sense.  Copper pipes.  Plastic pipes. Concrete pipes.

But no.  The Ace decided it was going to be iron rolls.  Dear God.

Let’s try another.

Here’s our genius on copywriting: On the other hand, the Copywriting Information Centre has this to say on the subject:
One of the most important priorities of evey online business should be their copywriting. Online copywriting skills are a must have for anyone who is thinking about real success with their online business.

It doesn’t matter if you’re marketing a product, a service, a network marketing opportunity, or if you’re an affiliate selling someone else’s products; you need to know a little bit about online copywriting. You don’t need to be an expert at it, but you should know some basics to help with constructing landing pages, content pages, or just simple ads for advertising.

One of the most important priorities of evey online business should be their copywriting. Online copywriting skills are a “must have” for anyone who is thinking about real success with their online business.

It doesn’t matter if you’re marketing a product, a service, a network marketing opportunity, or if you’re an affiliate selling someone else’s products; you need to know a little bit about online copywriting. You don’t need to be an expert at it, but you should know some basics to help with constructing landing pages, content pages, or just simple ads for advertising.

Incredible! But the coincidences don’t stop there. Even the typos have somehow been reproduced: evey online business.

Aidan the Ace has great tips on beating writer’s block.

Here’s his reassuring advice: Great minds think alike: the guys at the Copywriter’s Crucible have this to say:
If you catch writer’s block then don’t panic, and just accept it as part of the ebb and flow of the creative process. You can’t expect to nail it in every sitting.

Painters will go over areas of their greatest masterpieces repeatedly until they’re satisfied. Writers enjoy the same luxury. A blank screen is merely your canvas and you’re free to sharpen, mould and enhance to your heart’s content.

Just sit down and start splashing words onto the screen and eventually your creative genius should kick in and do the rest.

If you catch writer’s block then don’t panic, and just accept it as part of the ebb and flow of the creative process. You can’t expect to nail it in every sitting.

Painters will go over areas of their greatest masterpieces repeatedly until they’re satisfied. Writers enjoy the same luxury. A blank screen is merely your canvas and you’re free to sharpen, mould and enhance to your heart’s content.

Just sit down and start splashing words onto the screen and eventually your creative genius should kick in and do the rest.

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It all reminds me of Borges’s classic story, Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote.

God, isn’t the world just full of coincidences?

And bullshit.


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The Galway Races

What’s all this shit about the Galway Races?

There’s a crowd of thick gobshites who can’t spell their own name, but they can afford a ride in a helicopter. Great. These are the fuckin eejits who got lucky buying and selling badly-built houses to young people who don’t know any better. These are the pricks we all grew up with who were too thick for school, and too stupid for the real world so they became cowboy builders, just as the banks decided to lend you whatever the fuck you want. And we laugh at the new Russians?

This whole Ireland thing is heading for a huge nose-dive, because it’s over-valued. As I said already, your ex-council house in Drimnagh might be worth half a million at the moment, but it’s still the same shit-hole it always was, so what changed? The answer is, nothing changed. A shit-hole is always a shit-hole, except now the banks will pay some desperate gobshite ridiculous money to buy it. We’re no richer: it’s just that we’re able to borrow more. We’re living in one gigantic pyramid scheme and sooner or later it’s going to collapse like all get-rich-quick scams.

But who do you think will suffer? Do you think the pigs with their ignorant illiterate snouts in the Galway Races trough will feel the pain? No. Don’t be ridiculous. They’ve already taken their profits. The ones who suffer will be the thousands of young couples all over the country who borrowed half a million euros to buy a grossly overpriced ex-council shit-hole.