Posts Tagged ‘ gobshites ’

Sole Control Solutions – Chancers and Gobshites

Mar 12th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: internet

This individual left a couple of comments on my site under different names and with different email addresses.
Great post, thanks for the info – Dag
Is there a way to recieve a review of this? – Dade
Normally, my spam filter would have picked up this shit and filtered it before I had to bother looking at [...]



Beautiful Losers

Apr 29th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Music

Well, we went to see I’m Your Man tonight, and I have to tell you I enjoyed almost every second of it.
Almost, Bock? Why not every single second?
Oh, that’s simple. I can answer that in one word: Bono.
Was there ever such a pretentious, self-obsessed, insincere twat as Bono? Is there a single [...]



Ryanair : the low-standards airline.

Feb 18th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant

Well, so much for our weekend in Scunthorpe.
Yeah, they checked us in at Dublin Airport no problem, so we headed off to the bar for a quick drink, feeling really good about this hassle-free experience. Half an hour later, we’re in past security, gawping at a monitor that says cancelled.
What? Cancelled.
Why? Very [...]



Suing a hospital

Feb 14th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: popular culture

Did you see those reports during the week about a couple who sued a hospital because a sterilisation operation didn’t work? It seems the woman had a tubal ligation in the Coombe, and on the face of it, that appeared to be that. The end. No more babies.
It’s very final.
No more puking [...]



Steve Staunton: Genius

Jan 30th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant

Steve Staunton has called Andy Keogh up to the Irish international squad.
I suppose Andy was no good until last week because he was playing for Scunthorpe, but this week, now that he’s with Wolves, he must be brilliant. Of course, it has nothing to do with the fact that the great man, Mick [...]



Beckham goes to Hollywood

Jan 12th, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant

There’s Beckham off to America for 250 million dollars.
I needed a new challenge, he explains.
Challenge? He’s going to a country where everybody is shite at soccer, and he’ll be playing against children. That’s a challenge?
Gimme a break, Davy-boy. He’s going because they’re kicking him out of Real Madrid and the Yanks have [...]



Happy New Year

Jan 1st, 2007 | By Bock | Category: Food & Drink

Aren’t artists great?
I went into two of my pubs of choice tonight.
The first one has pleasant staff who are always friendly and cordial to us and what’s more, they talk to all of us very nicely. We congregate there and spend a lot of money in the course of the year. It’s owned [...]



Bondage accessories

Dec 17th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Favourites, Humour, sexuality

Did you ever try googling “bondage furniture”?
No?
You should – it’s hysterical. Hold on there a minute. I’ll go off and do a bit of googling.
Dum dee dum dee dum dee da de da dee dee dum
Right. I’m back, and I got a few pictures to show you what we’re talking about. [...]



True story

Dec 17th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Rugby

Years ago, when I used to live in Dublin, I went to a match at Blackrock. In those days, Limerick guys living locally would turn out in support of any Limerick club coming to play a Dublin side and petty rivalries were set aside for the duration, while the Limerick crowd beat [...]



Naming a shopping centre

Oct 30th, 2006 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant

If you were going to build a shopping centre, would you call it The Mountaineering Centre? No, you wouldn’t, unless you were a fucking eejit. Would you call it the Cancer Research Centre? You would not. Would you call it the Pre-School Education Centre? Of course you wouldn’t! Maybe [...]