Beautiful Losers

Beautiful Losers

Well, we went to see I’m Your Man tonight, and I have to tell you I enjoyed almost every second of it. Almost, Bock? Why not every single second? Oh, [...]

Suing a hospital

Did you see those reports during the week about a couple who sued a hospital because a sterilisation operation didn’t work? It seems the woman had a tubal ligation in [...]

Steve Staunton: Genius

Steve Staunton has called Andy Keogh up to the Irish international squad. I suppose Andy was no good until last week because he was playing for Scunthorpe, but this week, [...]

Beckham goes to Hollywood

Beckham goes to Hollywood

There’s Beckham off to America for 250 million dollars. I needed a new challenge, he explains. Challenge? He’s going to a country where everybody is shite at soccer, and he’ll [...]

Happy New Year

Aren’t artists great? I went into two of my pubs of choice tonight. The first one has pleasant staff who are always friendly and cordial to us and what’s more, [...]

Bondage accessories

Bondage accessories

Did you ever try googling “bondage furniture”? No? You should – it’s hysterical. Hold on there a minute. I’ll go off and do a bit of googling. Dum dee dum [...]

True story

True story

Years ago, when I used to live in Dublin, I went to a match at Blackrock. In those days, Limerick guys living locally would turn out in support of any [...]

Naming a shopping centre

If you were going to build a shopping centre, would you call it The Mountaineering Centre? No, you wouldn’t, unless you were a fucking eejit. Would you call it the [...]

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