What kind of a langer is Bertie? No. I'm quite serious. What kind of a dipshit is he? Does he think we're all idiots? What's this nonsense about the Manchester [...]

Looking at different photos of Bertie over the years, did you notice the way his nose seems to be getting longer? Did you notice that at all? I must say, [...]

I'm not answering what I got for my holy communion money, my confirmation money, what I got for my birthday, what I got for anything else. What I got personally [...]

I saw a news item last night in which somebody said that the great new epidemic now sweeping the world is obesity. It seems that in every country of the [...]

Have you noticed the number of fat knackers around these days? No, sorry, I don't mean overweight people. I mean fat fuckers trailing a string of fat fucker kids behind [...]

OK. It's tomorow. Anyway, that was Knock. I didn't go to the Basilica because there wasn't time, and also because I was afraid they'd kill me if I tried to [...]

I don't know if we should develop nuclear power plants here or not. I think there are valid reasons why we should, and I think there are equally valid reasons [...]

I promised you an update on the Aer Rianta story if I heard any more, so here you go. I bumped into another lawyer type yesterday evening, and brought up [...]

I heard an item on the news tonight, about a woman who sued Aer Rianta for . . . for . . . well for what, I'm not quite sure. [...]

Smug self-satisfied moment coming up. My very good friend Dickler delivered the goods in two tranches yesterday and today. One for The Bullet, a schoolboy ticket, and one nerve-frayingly late [...]