No More Heineken Cup?

I bumped into my friend Hopkins this morning. Morning, Boss, I greeted him. Grand weather for Good Friday. Hopkins stared at me manically. What none would have known of it, […]

Munster 30 – Bourgoin 27

What exactly was that? As somebody said in today’s paper, Munster thought they were the Harlem Globetrotters. We were lucky to come away from there with anything the way Munster […]



I was only able to follow today’s Scunthorpe United game against Oldham on the BBC website, by following the scoreline, but even then it seems to have been a bloodbath. […]

Munster 41 – Bourgoin 23

Well, I needn’t have worried. Munster thumped the shit out of Bourgoin to win 41-23, a scoreline that didn’t do them justice. They put on a tremendous display of [tag]rugby[/tag] […]

The Stringer try

Munster 15 Biarritz 10 Check out the simultaneous celebrations on the streets of Limerick in this one.

Limehouse Dick

The dying rays of a perfect May sunset streamed through the bow window, silhouetting the pensive figure who gazed out across the lawns of the great castle. As Bock, deep […]

Carer wanted

Kind, reliable person required to look after small city for weekend. Light duties only: closing curtains etc. Apply to Bock for details. There’s a medium-sized chance that there will be […]