For a few rupees more

For a few rupees more

What’s with all this effigy-burning in the Indian sub-continent? The last controversy I mentioned here was the Shilpa Shetty outcry in India which, you might remember, involved the famous Bollywood […]

My gift to loyalism

My gift to loyalism

Watch carefully now. This is what the loyalist politician of the future – or even the decent loyalist in the street – will be using for all his daily requirements. […]

Your Own Personal Tinker

Isn’t it terrible the way the Environment Fascists have taken over the country? These days, you can’t burn a pile of tyres in your garden any more. When you’re finished […]

Bar Staff

Jimbo gave me a shout. Will we go into town for a pint? Town? Are you mad? It’ll be full of aggressive drunk fuckers. Ah no. We won’t bother with […]

Holding a grudge

I had a great idea for turning grudges into money. It’s a business idea, and I expect to get a huge amount of cash from the Government in the form […]

Christmas Toys

Christmas Toys

Well, it’s been a long hard road, but they’re finally here. My new range of action figures will be in the shops for Christmas, and I’m hoping every little girl […]

Dead Accountants’ Society

Did you know that the late Kim Il Sung is still President of North Korea? Isn’t that great? I told Gonad the Ballbearian about this last week, and he jumped […]

Community Policing

I got another call from Wrinkly Joe, just this evening. An excited call. Excited, elated and proud. You see, Joe has always been a firm believer in the concept of […]