Wrinkly Joe came on the blower over the weekend with some interesting news. I probably didn't mention this, but for years now, he's been working on the creation of an [...]

I knew instantly it was the purple phone ringing. The one I keep in a specially-constructed safe under my bed. Not the red one I use to speak to Bush, [...]

I saw these vibrators that were shaped like a tongue and I thought it was just a great idea. They were covered with sticky tongue-like stuff, and when it wore [...]

Well, doesn't time fly? Here we are and the Christmas season is upon us again, with the shops playing lovely Christian carols like Jingle Bells, and Chipmunk Christmas and Working [...]

I had a further chat tonight with Martin the Nurse about the begrudgery question. You might remember that I was proposing to establish a chair of Comparative Begrudgery at the [...]

I went out with Jimbo this evening for a walk, mainly to get a bit of exercise, but also to walk the dogs. It was nice. It was a lovely [...]

I knew it. Sooner or later I knew one of my ideas was going to make me wealthy beyond man's imagination, and now at last, the time has come. I [...]

I was talking to a friend of mine tonight, over a few pints, discussing the great victory at the weekend, and how we didn't actually win at all considering the [...]