Irish General Election

I see our government has decided to go to the country. Great. Time to start torturing those political reptiles that call to your door once every four years. After all, […]

One man and his magnet

Some stories you just couldn’t make up. Here’s an Iraqi guy going through security at Los Angeles airport when the alarm goes off. Think about it. An Iraqi! At an […]

Did America invade Iran?

Did America invade Iran?

Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong about this, but under international law, isn’t an embassy considered to be the soil of the state it represents? I think it […]

Saddam’s Hanging

Saddam’s Hanging

The Americans are very annoyed at the way Saddam was executed. Most of all, they seem to be upset that some of his guards shouted abuse and threats at him […]

Great Brutal Dictators

Suppose you woke up one morning and discovered you were a brutal dictator. Never mind how it happened – maybe aliens caused it or it was by magic. One day, […]

The war on terror

Just for the record, let me tell you that the US Senate Select Committee on Intelligence today released a report about Iraq. If you want to read the full text, […]


I’ve been in fairly frequent correspondence with my old friend Joe-who-works-for-Halliburton-the-unprincipled-bastard. Let’s call him Joe d’Arab, for simplicity. Actually, he’s a baldy fucker from Tipperary (hock-thooey!) but we’ll overlook that. […]