Drink Driving Charges

Gonad the Ballbearian was in a skittish mood when he accosted me today. He was chuckling. He was sniggering. In short, he was anything but his normal boorish self. What […]

It’s a Client’s World

I bumped into my lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian, today. Well Gonad, I said. What are you doing to celebrate International Women’s Day? Doing? he replied, What am I doing? If […]

More Latvian Hookers

Jesus, what is it with Latvian hookers these days? I remember a time when you’d hardly see a single one in the whole country, but now, all of a sudden, […]

The Christmas Crib

I bumped into my lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian recently on the street. He was talking earnestly to a small plaster effigy of General Franco and sweating like a criminal. Aha! […]

Dead Accountants’ Society

Did you know that the late Kim Il Sung is still President of North Korea? Isn’t that great? I told Gonad the Ballbearian about this last week, and he jumped […]

Lawyers

My lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian, isn’t a 300-pound Samoan, but you can’t have everything. He ran away from the circus to become a lawyer but ended up working in Limerick, […]