Cohen at 76 — Happy Birthday Lenny

Leonard Cohen is 76 today.

With thanks to Liam G, here’s a fascinating old documentary

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Leonard Cohen in Dublin 2009



Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin.  Without introduction apart from a gracious bow, Lenny and his band launch into his mid-eighties classic, and I can see this is going to be a good one.  Leonard looks fit.  He looks fresh.  A little older, a little leaner, a little more self-effacing, but always with a hint of devilment.

It’s the same band as last year.  There’s Rafael Gayol on the drums —  our timekeeper, as Lenny calls him.  There are the Webb Sisters, Charley and Hattie, on vocals and acrobatics.  Sharon Robinson is here, Lenny’s collaborator on his later albums.  Out front, and seated as always, is Javier Mas on Bandurria and 12-string guitar.  Behind him, playing every known wind instrument, and a few as yet uninvented,  is Dino Soldo.  Behind Dino, on pedal steel and electric guitar, is Bob Metzger.  To Lenny’s right is Roscoe Beck, on electric and upright bass, the musical director of our little ensemble, as Lenny describes him.  And on a raised platform beside the drummer is Neil Larsen on keyboards, piano and accordion.

The sound, as always, is purer than ice and warmer than mulled wine.

Lenny smiles a lot, and he wears the same sharp suit, the same fedora that he doffs in respect and holds to his breast.  He wears the same cheeky, self-deprecating grin, and his voice is maple syrup  laced with  sand.

My young companion is transfixed as Leonard weaves his gentle, careful magic and draws us into his world.  She was raised on this man’s music though she didn’t know it at the time, and now, through this back-catalogue of greatness, every song plucks another string of memory.  Bird on the Wire.  The Future.  Sisters of Mercy.  First We Take Manhattan.  Everybody Knows.

Lenny talks about the difficult times we live in, and how privileged we are to be able to come together like this.  There is a crack, he reminds us.  A crack in everything.  It’s how the light gets in, and the band strikes up Anthem.

Ring the bells that still can ring

Forget your perfect offering

The sentiment seems appropriate in these uncertain times.

Lenny doesn’t just put on a show tonight.  It’s a display  A concert.  A recital.

He takes us through his musical lifetime, a gallery of hymns to laughter, hope, love, despair, longing, but never anger, never bitterness.  Lenny gives us no terror.

He kneels beside Javier Mas, from Barcelona, and together they unpick the threads of Lorca’s poem, and Cohen’s reworking: Take This Waltz.

He takes us to the mountains with The Partisan, a song he wrote at a time when he believed fascism could be overthrown by music.  Men will come from the shadows.

He gives us his Jewish prayer, Who By Fire.

He strikes up Suzanne, and it could have been written yesterday, by this  mystical Jewish Buddhist unbeliever who sings equally of Jesus and Isaac as if he has a beer with them after work.  … and when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him, he said all men shall be sailors then until the  sea shall free them.

He stands before us, alone, and recites A Thousand Kisses Deep,

You came to me this morning
And you handled me like meat.
You’d have to be a man to know
How good that feels, how sweet

And as we all laugh, he blinds us with the second verse

I loved you when you opened
Like a lily to the heat.
I’m just another snowman
Standing in the rain and sleet,
Who loved you with his frozen love
His second-hand physique –
With all he is, and all he was
A thousand kisses deep

We’re stunned and silenced as he stands there in the spotlight, alone with his heart bleeding onto the stage in front of us.

On If It Be Your Will, he speaks the first few lines and stands back in respectful shadow, head bowed towards them as Charley Webb plays guitar, Hattie plucks harp and Neil Larsen accompanies their singing.  I heard this in the open air last year, the perfection of two sisters’ voices intertwining in one beautiful song, and I was spellbound.  This time I was dumbstruck and so was everyone else who heard it.

My daughter gasps as he begins to sing I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord.

Of course!  Hallelujah!  You keep forgetting that you’re in the presence of greatness.  You forget that down there on the stage is the self-deprecating, immensely courteous king of Cool.  He that man.

Lenny flirts all the time.

If you want a doctor I’ll examine every precious little inch of you.  All the  women giggle and he cracks a sly little smile as he chuckles:   I’m your man, and they all sing along while Lenny grins.  We all know Lenny’s story and who wouldn’t like to live within the history of that smile?

I lean over to my child: What’s not to like about this guy?

She laughs.  I know.

Lenny was always a dirty bastard and they love him for it.  This is the man, after all,  who wrote  She’s a hundred but she’s wearing something tight.

This is the man who wrote For something like a second I’m cured and my heart is at ease.

This, I’m afraid,  is the man who wrote You were KY jelly.  I was Vaseline.

Dirty bastard, but we love him.

The whole damn place goes crazy twice, and it’s once for the Devil and it’s once for Christ but somewhere along the way, he slips into the haunting and enigmatic Famous Blue Raincoat, with a smoky tenor sax and a gentle undulating melody, hinting at immense betrayals and painful forgiveness.  He mocks himself in Tower of Song: I was born like this, I had no choice, I was born with the gift of a golden voice, and he accompanies himself on the small keyboard that he’s been carrying around for 20 years.  Somebody whoops at the little repetitive musical figure Lenny’s playing and he chuckles again, missing his cue.  As the band marks time he nods to the heckler: You’re so very kind, and he gives a little laugh.

I don’t believe in any God, but I imagine if he did exist, he’d be a lot like Leonard Cohen.  Sharp-dressed, funny, a little lop-sided, not too full of himself, and immensely kind.

I wasn’t sure what to expect from last night.  Would he live up to last year’s masterpiece?  Would it be better to remember him at the height of his powers?

Well, I’ll tell you what: he didn’t just live up to it.  He got better and there’s no sign of him stopping.


We jump in a taxi outside and the driver is the usual taciturn, uncommunicative class of individual we have come to expect. For three blocks not a word is spoken, but then he turns to me.

Was he any good?

Leonard Cohen?


Oh, he was great.  I really enjoyed it.  Did you ever hear him?


Yeah. I heard him in 1981.  In Montreal.  As a matter of fact, I painted his house.

Then he touches the stereo and suddenly we’re surround-sounded by Democracy is Coming to the USA.

Small world, isn’t it?


I can’t do a set-list this time because I didn’t take any notes, but here are some of the songs as best I can recall.  I’m sure I’ve left some out.

Dance Me

Bird on the Wire

The Future

Who By Fire

A Thousand Kisses Deep

If It Be Your Will



So Long Marianne

Take This Waltz

First We Take Manhattan

The Sisters of Mercy

The Partisan

Hearty With No Companion


Boogie Street (sung by Sharon Robinson)

Ain’t No Cure For Love

Secret Life

Waiting for the Miracle

Tower of Song

I’m Your Man

Famous Blue Raincoat

Closing Time

I Tried To Leave You

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Leonard Cohen in Dublin

Update here:

Leonard Cohen In Dublin – Concert Review


Lenny’s playing Ireland shortly, and I give thanks to the manager who ripped him off while he was living on Mount Baldy.  Without this crook, I might never have had the chance to hear Lenny again.  I worshipped at his feet in the National Stadium about twenty years ago when it was neither profitable not popular, and he was then the coolest man in the Universe.

He’s still the coolest man in the Universe.  All that’s changed is the price, and I don’t begrudge Lenny a cent of it.  This man has shaped my life, my thinking, my speech and my writing.  Most important of all, he’s made me laugh, and for that, I’d lay down my life, almost.

Lenny, thanks for the laughs.  I’d send you the money without a blink if you asked me, and I wouldn’t want you to sing a note for it.


Update: But I did manage to get my tickets online.  Woo-hoo!



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Beautiful Losers

Well, we went to see I’m Your Man tonight, and I have to tell you I enjoyed almost every second of it.

Almost, Bock? Why not every single second?

Oh, that’s simple. I can answer that in one word: Bono.

Was there ever such a pretentious, self-obsessed, insincere twat as Bono? Is there a single word this man can say that isn’t rehearsed? Look at him. Look at the preening, self-satisfied holier-than-thou gobshite and tell me you’re not looking at a fraud. Christ all-fucking-mighty, I just cannot look at that man without wanting to commit mass murder. Or mass shopping. One or the other. I can never tell the difference.

I mean, listen to that ludicrous mid-Atlantic accent. Where the fuck did he get that growing up in north Dublin? What a knob-head. There he is, in the Cohen movie, standing in the shadows, sharing his ridiculous opinions while wearing sunglasses. In the dark!! Question for you: what are sunglasses for? Correct. they’re for sun. So why does that fool Bono need sunglasses in the dark? Answer: he’s a knob-head.

Nick Cave, meanwhile, came across as a guy who hadn’t given a second’s thought to his answers, and do you know what? I believed every word he said. Unlike Bono, who looked like he’d spent twelve hours in front of a mirror, getting it right.

I have always loved the music and writing of Leonard Cohen. I’m a true believer, and I loved this movie, apart from the random intrusions of Bono’s vacuous twitterings. Watching the film develop, with all these wonderful singers covering his songs, it seemed that the right thing would be if Lenny finished it himself, by singing Tower of Song, and that’s exactly what happened. Imagine my horror, then to discover that he had U2 as his backing band. Oh Noooooooo!

To his credit, Leonard looked both embarrassed and in pain.

Bono is a self-important, unlettered twit. Leonard Cohen, by contrast, is a humble genius, and I thought I might bring you a little evidence of this. His book, Beautiful Losers, was translated into Chinese in 1999, much to Lenny’s surprise, and this is the foreword he wrote to his new Chinese readers. For people familiar with him, it confirms what they already know, and for new arrivals, it’s as good an introduction as any to the kind of man he is.

Here we go:

Dear Reader,

Thank you for coming to this book. It is an honor, and a surprise, to have the frenzied thoughts of my youth expressed in Chinese characters. I sincerely appreciate the efforts of the translator and the publishers in bringing this curious work to your attention. I hope you will find it useful or amusing.

When I was young, my friends and I read and admired the old Chinese poets. Our ideas of love and friendship, of wine and distance, of poetry itself, were much affected by those ancient songs. Much later, during the years when I practiced as a Zen monk under the guidance of my teacher Kyozan Joshu Roshi, the thrilling sermons of Lin Chi (Rinzai) were studied every day. So you can understand, Dear Reader, how privileged I feel to be able to graze, even for a moment, and with such meager credentials, on the outskirts of your tradition.

This is a difficult book, even in English, if it is taken too seriously. May I suggest that you skip over the parts you don’t like? Dip into it here and there. Perhaps there will be a passage, or even a page, that resonates with your curiosity. After a while, if you are sufficiently bored or unemployed, you may want to read it from cover to cover. In any case, I thank you for your interest in this odd collection of jazz riffs, pop-art jokes, religious kitsch and muffled prayer æ an interest which indicates, to my thinking, a rather reckless, though very touching, generosity on your part.

Beautiful Losers was written outside, on a table set among the rocks, weeds and daisies, behind my house on Hydra, an island in the Aegean Sea. I lived there many years ago. It was a blazing hot summer. I never covered my head. What you have in your hands is more of a sunstroke than a book.

Dear Reader, please forgive me if I have wasted your time.

Los Angeles, February 27, 2000

Leonard Cohen

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Music Soccer

Championes Championes!!

It’s official. As of yesterday, not only are Scunthorpe going to be promoted to the Championship, but they go up as winners of League One.

What do you make of that? The Wrinklies are in confusion, as I am myself, and though we’re all agreed that while it will be great to see Scunthorpe playing against the likes of Sheffield Wednesday, Norwich and maybe West Brom, we’ll have to find some new underdog to follow.

Wrinkly Joe suggests Cowdenbeath, but Wrinkly Paddy rejects that out of hand.

Scunthorpe is cold and gloomy enough, as he put it. I’m fucked if I’m going to visit an even colder, even gloomier town when I could be following some crowd from the south of France.

I’m inclined to agree with Wrinkly Paddy’s point of view. We’ll have to look around for some obscure, struggling Spanish or Italian no-hopers with a beautiful home town and a balmy climate. Any suggestions?

Anyway, that’s enough football shite.

I’m off to town to meet Jimmy Da Wop and Joe the Inquisitor. We’re going to see I’m Your Man, the Leonard Cohen movie. And then we’re going to a live gig. And no doubt we’ll all roll home shit-faced at some ridiculous hour and we’ll have to phone in sick.

Hello? Uh, hi. Look, I can’t come in. I’m sick.

Sick? Every Monday you’re sick.

But I am. I’m really sick.

Yeah? How sick are you?

I’m in bed with my mother.

But your mother is dead.

See? I told you I was sick.

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More Cohen

See what they started now? Thanks to Sam and Anna, I’ll probably just get worse and worse here. You see, looking at that video, I thought I noticed Jenny singing backing vocals, so I thought, why not have Jenny’s version of Famous Blue Raincoat as well, since it’s an absolute cast-iron classic from the album of the same name.

I couldn’t find a clip of Jennifer Warnes alone, but I found one that begins with Leonard and ends with Jennifer Warnes.

Here we go then. Jenny sings Lenny.


Lenny Cohen

I’m grateful to Sam for the link to this site , which belongs to Anna, Sam’s friend.

It includes this clip from the incomparable Leonard Cohen, playing one of his many masterpieces, Famous Blue Raincoat.


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