If there's one thing I hate more than children, it's their parents. This morning I wandered around the Market, as is my habit, and afterwards went for coffee with my [...]

Here's a few pics from the rugby last Sunday. As you can see, Thomond Park is a bit of a building site at the moment, but they still managed to [...]

Now look. It's like this. We travelled to Llanelli in high hope, and we were beaten fair and square by a team who were better on the night. We have [...]

I was hoping to bring some kind of semi-coherent report of the Wales trip, but to be completely honest with you, I'm still shattered from it, emotionally and physically. I'm [...]

They murdered us. The scoreline does no justice to a team who outplayed Munster in every aspect of the game. Llanelli were outstanding and they walked all over us right [...]

Munster play Llanelli tomorrow evening in the quarter final of the European Rugby Cup. We're going by road, which means that Bullet and myself have to get up at four [...]

Bleat-Bleat!! Wha — ? Bleat-Bleat!! Ungnnhh? Bleat-Bleat!! I shook myself awake. What the – ? Had I been dreaming? No. It was Philip, my electric sheep-butler. It opened its jaw [...]

I had just fired my final Magnum 44 round at the last surviving critter and drained the last of the Wild Turkey when the phone rang. ring ring ring crash! [...]

Me: Well, I suppose you have to hand it to them. Him: Yeah, they beat us all right. Me: Yeah, they did. Him: They killed us in the scrum. Me: [...]

Here's the big day. It's damp and grey. All over town, people are kitting up for a trudge to Thomond Park or a skip to the pub to watch it [...]